My 'Dartmouth'-Martian

An account of an Earth-IQ engagement with a 'design'-Martian (Endymion) whose stalemate-condition(s) chess-match is a modern darkness.

A Martian 'diorama' inspired by K-PAX (Kevin Spacey). Enjoy, 

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A Martian named Endymion contacted me, a real-life 'James Bond' of blood-diamond operation(s) in sectarian-troubled Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), while I'd been playing on Facebook-chess on Earth.

ENDYMION (Alien): I'd think we'd draw a 'cool' stalemate-condition(s) chess-game on Facebook, prince of gem.

AMLAN SATAN( Me): Cool...I'll use a rook-bishop double-line counter-array to end-march your offensive queen-knight(s)!

I showed Endymion my 'cool' Topps-Reds 1990 champions-team set and explained why media-era sports-broadcast(s) had cast bedazzling new 'ideations' of commercial vanities available to all consumers who'd simply be sports-TV viewers. This was the age of broadcast signals intelligence on the Blue Planet. He grew envious...

ENDYMION: Gimme your RoboTech art-set(s), and you'll gain a new Upper-Deck Reds-set I've been appraising from Mars-IQ.

AMLAN SATAN (Me): Cool; well, I suppose sports-cards are more valuable to James Bond than universally-recognizable art(s)!

I designed a new series of Martian-Earthling 'hybrid' modernism fashions in the West and claimed it was inspired by my Endymion-stalemate chess-condition(s) with this diabolical/invisible planet-invader in our eco-challenging solar-system.

ENDYMION (Alien): I'm still 'envious' of your Topps-Reds set {1990}, prince Bond.

AMLAN SATAN (Me): Cool; perhaps I might include you in a fantasy sci-fi/horror comic storyboard on Facebook (instead)?

ENDYMION: Damn; your stalemate-condition(s) require me to confer a diplomacy-cinematic chess-set for your species-IQ.

ME: Cool; this warrants diplomatic coexistence and a non-invasion/war game(s)-policy, perhaps in Northern Ireland (UK)?
ENDYMION: Damn; yes, I suppose that's of fruitful story-writing; me thinks you've 'wrought' art(s) out of the 'pit' of dollars.

ME: Cool!

That's my story. I married one of my own Western Martian-Earthling fashion-models (Isa), and we've got a darling-son (Damian) now who, incidentally, is an 'avid-fan' of the iconic apocalypto franchise Planet of the Apes (very cool).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)