Point Break Mars

Will modern Earth 'merry-men' (of blood-diamond IQ) outmatch an invader-Martian (Endymion) with 'real' schemes of capitalism-deformity?

A fun space-age world-adventure. Enjoy (and thanks so much for reading), 

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The blood-diamond infiltration unit known as Mars was in Northern Ireland (UK) to intercept a smugglers-shipment from Sierra Leone to create media-exposure for the ruthless baron Kuyt in the year 2023.

At this time, a Martian named Endymion was spying on humans from the moon and looked at this peculiar band of Earth 'merry-men' called Mars who'd been scheming this blood-diamond operation, well-discussed in modern media/movies.

CAPTAIN SATAN (Mars): We'll walk into the Belfast treasury pretending to be Kuyt's theater-troop for prepaid-box burn video.

We'll claim, as a trio of Mars, that we're going to showcase this diamonds-security/insurance dialogue in the media on Facebook and draw in capitalism-analysts into Facebook-chess for stalemate-conditions gameplay, for advanced political monitor consciousness as Halloweentime nears in the world, on Earth!

The one member of Mars who worked as an inside-woman in the Belfast-treasury, Shelbye, was a goodly Catholic working as a teller who'd pretend to be a 'fake-hostage' for the Baron Kuyt media-event/stunt for Facebook posts/commentary about insurance dialogue in the piracy-challenging UK, well 'documented' in cyber-fanzines (e.g., Dartmouth).

CAPTAIN SATAN (Mars): We'll take the manager to the new NI-screening of the bandit-frequency Western film The Town.

The bank guardsman (Leo) who escorted Mars inside the heavy-duty diamonds-vault box area of the Belfast-treasury noted the colorful 'pageantry' with which the media-paid/insured (Interpol-offices?) traffickers used toy water-guns filled with acid to swap the Kuyt gems from Sierra Leone with toy-beads from Brussels (quite expensive!).

BELFAST GOVERNOR/REPORTER: It seems to all of us good Catholics-Protestants that Earth's beset by 'James-Bond' theatrics!

This was an ironic showcase for 'theater-arts' with the colored masks/costumes and 'pageantry' with which Mars used the diamond-operation to 'force' the evil baron to make more 'open' disclosures/statements about qualities of gem-insurance/investments in the modern piracy-challenging UK; and meanwhile, Shelbye of Mars was at the new NI-opening featuring new-era Coronavirus-tribulation(s) artwork(s) and was toasted as a 'good-girl' of art-media circulation for Catholics-Protestants on Earth!

ENDYMION (Martian): This post-9/11 era blood-diamond monitor is quite the shine; I'll approach this 'Mars/Satan' with chess.

ENDYMION: Damn; you've countered my queen-knight advance(s), Satan, with a 'cool' rook-bishop double-line sign-reflection!

AMLAN SATAN: Excellence, Martian; we're reseizing all the level(s) of modern gem-insurance and mineral-IQ for capitalism.

ENDYMION: You've redeemed your entire species; I concede a non-invasion policy for Mars itself.

CAPTAIN SATAN (Mars): We've achieved what no movie-maker dreamed before --- gems/planet sovereignty...from invasion.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)