Alien Deed(s)

Diorama of Earth-consciousness, an exchange between a Martian/prince over Facebook-chess drawing ideations of 'real' diligence.

An 'Earth-conservation' chess vignette inspired by An Inconvenient Truth. 

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ENDYMION: I'm a Martian spying on humanity from the moon and chatting to you secretly through email now, prince Amlan.

AMLAN SATAN: I'm just a Facebook-chess player with a baseball-cards hobby and study capitalism-diamond securities, alien!

ENDYMION: You've got the 'right-stuff' to engage me in capitalism-diadems/trophies for Earth-society defense/intrigue, Satan.

AMLAN SATAN: Alright, I suppose I've become something of a 'Facebook' mosaic anthropologist (a real humanity-diplomat), ha.

ENDYMION: I want you to gift me a special jpg-image of an iconic baseball card from your treasure-collection for sports-IQ.

AMLAN SATAN: I suppose I'm to draw a stalemate-condition(s) chess-play with you to warrant diplomacy-sovereignty for Earth.

ENDYMION: Excellence; but I want you to choose the right card, should you achieve this little cyber-trophy between us, ok?

AMLAN SATAN: Alright, I suppose I've got two ('Upper-Deck') cards worth the weight in gravity/salt for 'chess' diary, alien!

ENDYMION: What're these two cards, if I may ask, Amlan Satan, for I want a 'prologue' to our diplomacy-chess diary, prince.

AMLAN SATAN: Yes, well, the two ('Upper-Deck') cards are John Olerud and Kerry Wood --- both 'democratic' dough.

ENDYMION: Damn, you've drawn a swift rook-bishop double-line tap against my offensive queen-knight advance(s); damn!

AMLAN SATAN: Yeah, and I suppose we should discuss the 'small-matter' of the diplomacy-cards exchange --- yours is Wood.

ENDYMION: I keep the Kerry Wood, and you keep the John Olerud...as a 'sign-wave' of the chess-stalemate compact, then?
AMLAN SATAN: Excellence; a wager for Earth is a wager for capitalism, ha.

ENDYMION: I noted your funny Facebook pic-posts of comics-doodles of vigilantes/heroines, prince Amlan!

AMLAN SATAN: Excellence; these drawings re-present my Earth-IQ regarding capitalism-defense(s), Endymion.

ENDYMION: Very cool, Satan.

The two Facebook-chess (secret) 'combatants' were waging a diplomacy 'game' for Earth-sovereignty rhetoric over the new era of consumerism-driven traffic philosophy, which had casted special 'toys' for capitalism-symbolism like cinema-themed chess-sets, designed to 'celebrate/toast' the general youthful fun of socialized distance(s).

ENDYMION: What're you doing to promote global-warming awareness, Satan?
AMLAN SATAN: What do you worry about it --- you've got the chess/card compact between us to warrant private sovereignty!

ENDYMION: Sure; just curious about your 'futures' design(s), prince.

AMLAN SATAN: Yeah...we're working on it, for the sake of human dough!

"The threat to civilization/Earth is a complete apathy towards the 'darkness' of neglected distance(s)" (Anonymous).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)