Fran's Viking-Data

A super-cool American/Minnesota 'Viking(s)'-vigilante goes on a revenge-mission to clean-up the city's 'trouble(s)' with dough!

A vigilante tale inspired by my love of Knight Rider and The Equalizer. Enjoy, 

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The Rabbit-Gem gang in Minnesota (United States) was a blood-diamond operationalist unit working against ruthless gem-investors moving from Europe into the Americas and destroying the capitalism sensibility in the iconic sports-city in the TV-era.

However, these iconic ninjas, always rabbit-costumed, were killed by a henchmen-unit sent by Baron Kuyt who'd simply been tired of seeing the 'prestige' of capitalism-investors 'challenged' by this form of underground subversive intelligence-work(s).

Well, 4 of the 5 ninja-rabbits were killed, but 1 member survived, and this member, Fran Satan, was a huge Vikings sports fan and attended a high-school where the equally-named Vikings football team soared to great heights one year (1999), and this moved Fran to not only mourn the loss of his rabbit-team at the cemetery but swear revenge!

FRAN SATAN: Capitalism-IQ is a dangerous chess-game now, in this post-9/11 era, and you need 'Facebook-chess' sensitivity.

He purchased a Chinese-Checkers pocket game-board (magnet) and challenged Minnesota officials/cops/politicians/priests on the street(s) of the iconic sports-city, and he took photos (iPhone) for Facebook/cyber posts/blogs about the shared imaginations surrounding defense of capitalism ideals/values and storyboards. He did it all for the honored memory/laurels of his fallen rabbit team (Raki, Marcus, Shelbye, Tibalt).

FRAN SATAN: I'll be taking out a cheerleader for the Bears-Bulls market game on TV and rescue capitalism for the 9/11 game.

Well, the Vikings did manage to win their special/imaginative TV-era game, and Fran Satan rescued that cheerleader threatened by some pre-game terrorist-notice apparently tied to some horrid blood-diamond IQ in the challenging sports-city in the United States.

FRAN SATAN: I'm not a radical or a liberal or a newsies-aficionado but rather simply a Thomas Nast or Citizen Kane of news!

This offbeat American 'vigilante' got some remote-controlled tiny cop-cars and planted smoke-bombs inside them to detonate under the moving blood-diamond smugglers vans riding late-night in Minnesota, and the newsies declared the strange 'debacle(s)' were some random accidental 'sign' of inter-clan warfare or vehicular sabotage not tied to any specific 'formal' detective force.

BARON KUYT: This 'Fran Satan' is no Fran-Tarkenton and feels like a Xenomorph (alien!) atop my car in the city in rain-hell.

What will become of this 'equalizer' of the Vikings-city of bad rain and diamond-woe(s)? Well, for Fran Satan, life as a modern vigilante can feel like a true arena 'game' of challenge(s)...and dreams gone back to d.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)