Legend of Satan

A Story by Abishai100

A 'cool' and sunny portrait of a real-life American (New England) vigilante whose 'taste' for the romantic drives a bright image of 'Martian' distance!

An alien-encounter parody-fable inspired very loosely by The Legend of Billie Jean (Helen Slater)! Enjoy,

----

====

This is the sad tale of Amlan Satan, pioneer-vigilante and heroist of Boston (New England), a Catholic infiltration-artist of blood-diamond interceptions designed to cleanse the modern gem-market in North America of corrupted 'conflict-zone' gems that may be destroying the spirit of the United States capitalism and of mineral treasures on fair Earth.

AMLAN SATAN: The greatest treasure to me in this life of corruption is my darling adopted daughter Dixie.

An Ivy-graduate and prince of capitalism-intrigue storytelling/study, Satan wanted to understand/appreciate the blood-diamond IQ highway destroying the Facebook social-media ideations of modern capitalism commentary designed to make pedestrian lifestyle/consumerism feel much more clean!

AMLAN SATAN: I'm into the Federal bank and claiming I'm a Libyan terrorist seeking a pre-paid insured gem-swap stunt!

BANK MANAGER: Business was normal that day and didn't anticipate anything 'alien' whatsoever.

Well, an alien event is what they saw that day in the Fed. This is where the 'Legend of Satan' was born, as the costumed vigilante-heroist prince marched in and swapped Baron Goldfinger's blood-diamonds with toy-gems after burning a hole into his vault safe-box using his theatrics-prop toy water-gun which was (secretly!) filled with hot-acid.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchange(s) and makes terrorism woe!

After walking out with $20M Sierra Leone gems, Satan consulted with his New England thief-sage (Icarus) who explained he should leave North America (with Dixie!) and set-up a toy-outfit somewhere in Switzerland, lest Goldfinger find them for worse and destroy his 'Facebook' vision(s).

AMLAN SATAN: I decided to leave Dixie with my girlfriend (Celtics-cheerleader) and a Saab luxury-car to ensure her futures.

Turns out those Goldfinger blood-gems were tied to some pretty 'nasty' news in Northern Ireland (UK) and Vancouver (North America), right under the 'red-noses' of various legit-capitalists who'd unwittingly shuffled the diamonds into the 'invisible' matrix of civilization magazine(s). Wow.

AMLAN SATAN: I got Dixie a bike for her new stepmom to keep until she got older, after being admitted into private-school.

DIARY-ENTRY: This was the ultimate heroism, and I'll never forget the honor(s), but I'll also never forget Dixie, my heart!

Now, you might think the life of a 'Robin Hood' vigilante is somehow cool/fantastic, but in fact comes with the sad duty of real-life complexity which required Satan to turn to his Celtics-lady to ensure Dixie's long-term futures now that he'd been embroiled in the 'dark underground' of conflict-zone media-circulation oriented capitalism flowery (hmm).

AMLAN SATAN: Now, in Switzerland, playing Facebook-chess under alias, I get the odd email from a man claiming he's Martian.

ENDYMION (Martian?): Damn; you've drawn excellence/stalemate with a rook-bishop balance against my queen-night trump!
SATAN: Cool; well, we'll always have some 'fantastic' Harvard soccer vids to upload on YouTube to find 'diplomacy' comfort(s).

DIARY-ENTRY: Was that mysterious alias-Martian chess-competitor (Facebook!) a real Martian; for at least it wasn't Goldfinger.

Dixie grew up to have a happy and secured life in New England and met some nice students at private-school and especially a nice Mexican teenage exchange student, daughter of royalty, who celebrated with her what the 'Legend of Satan' afforded them in Boston, since the girl's parents were Crown Jewels writers. Wow.

Boston turned out to be much 'smoother' than anticipated, and the gem-market was much safer, thanks to the 'conspicuous' departure/exit of Baron Goldfinger, and Dixie and her newfound private-school royal girlfriend enjoyed awesome walks in the Park and boat-rides with greater sanity (ha).