Philly Martian Witness: A Court Dough

A Story by Abishai100

A parody about alien-reports, among Ivy-students with a special 'vision' of Earth's traffic-distance(s).

An alien sightings parody inspired loosely by K-PAX (Kevin Spacey). Enjoy (signing off),

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A group of UPenn visitors decided to post their special claim that they'd witnessed real Martians sneaking around Earth and resembling Xenomorph creatures from the Alien sci-fi media franchise and started casting photos of various video-game media/comics with the belief this was a modern creativity.

Esmerelda claims she saw the Xenomorph on a UPenn-library building and wondered if it wanted to read a special college book/text or knew how to play chess, perhaps with a current student/teacher who liked modern conveniences like Facebook-chess.

Desmond, the UPenn dentist who loved race-car driving as a 'double-life' hobby, claimed he spotted a Xenomorph on a gas-station service-station rooftop and wondered if the alien/Martian shared his passion for car-engine doctoring and wanted UPenn students to think about how Roswell alien/UFO sightings had been reported by Americans of all backgrounds/religions.

Phoenicia wasn't into aliens or Xenomorphs but insisted she spotted a cool Xenomorph scurrying into the tunnels under the streets of UPenn and told an administrator that her 'daydream' was some sign of her paranoia about immigration/multiculturalism reporting on social-media. Was this psychiatry...or something more?

The group of students demanded their testimony be heard in a special media-event at the Philly-courthouse by the UPenn campus and invited some faculty/friends to attend, and during the event, Desmond, the dentist-racer with a dual personality/psyche (really!) insisted the lack of 'faith' in alien-life reflected a growing Western sense of intelligence disarray in a world flooded by consumerism frills like cheeseburgers and Internet-crime(s).

DESMOND: What if Xenomorphs are truly real and visit the University of Pennsylvania to move diplomats to pray for chess?

MEDIA-REPORT (UPenn-fanzine: The Folk) --- As with Roswell news/stories, this UPenn 'group' reveals the Xenomorph-lights of modern campus folklore and what differentiates storytelling from psychology in this age of immigration/traffic oriented paranoia, hallucinations, false-reports...and video-games, but it's all rather...democratic.