Mall-Pirate: Duty-Free Pentagon

A Story by Abishai100

A cool vigilante inside a mall tries to watch-over a hatted female aristocrat who may be stalked by an insurance-scam assassin.

A vigilantism parody, which I hope you like (and I've included one of my own comics-friendly doodle-drawings - 'Evil Elf'),

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The Franklin-Mills shopping-complex is where a certain vigilante named Pirate had been roaming around, following a beautiful woman named Sandy, a Kentucky Derby patron who always wore a sleek black hat, quite fashionable.

Inside the mall, this vigilante named Pirate hoped to catch the attention of the gorgeous hatter Sandy and cast her image on a cyber-blog about consumerism dazzle and shine, and equally he'd been invested in pursuing a strange balaclava-wearing stalker who'd been following Sandy, perhaps a hitman hired by one of her adversaries for some kind of corporate insurance-scam, since she was obviously an American aristocrat.

PIRATE: I love social-media (e.g., Facebook) and think to cast Sandy in one of my commentaries about Kentucky Derby fans.

SANDY: I get this horridly bizarre funny feeling inside the shopping-mall that I'm being trailed by some kind of assassin model.

PIRATE: I've got this fantastic mini-camera (Japanese) me thinks to use to catch the glimpse of Sandy's capitalism-interests.

PIRATE: Here's a complimentary cup/bowl of zesty mall food-court cheese soup, from one of your Kentucky-Derby admirers!

SANDY: Why, thank you kind dude; you certainly look the part of a 'costumed' and well-groomed 'real' pirate (ha).

PIRATE: Enjoy.

It was after this cheese-soup delight that Sandy walked into a mall village-bookstore that Pirate spotted the balaclava-wearing man, during this Halloween-season, stalking the American aristocrat in her fashionable black-hat.

He decided to start taking photos of the man which drew him away from the mall and towards Sandy's parked vehicle, which the masked maniac tried to break into, giving the vigilante-Pirate enough time to take his instant-photo and show it to a mall-cop named Bernard.