Darth-Velan: Qatar {Star Wars}

The evil Darth Velan of the Sith-order time-travels to 21st-Century Earth to challenge an intelligence-man (Amlan Satan) for the Qatar Cup drawing(s).

A fanfiction of Star Wars (George Lucas) featuring the fictional Sith-warrior (Darth Velan) who time-travels to our 21st-Century period to study the 'quality' of capitalism-media during the symbolic Qatar World Cup [2022] for ideations on strong human-race diplomacy. Enjoy! 

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Darth Velan was a unique Sith-warrior/master of the dark-side of the Force in the known universe and contended with the remnants of the Jedi after the fall of the Republic carried-out by Emperor Palpatine and his Sith-apprentice Darth Maul. A rogue Sith developing his skills privately and studying the ways/methods of the Sith Order of the dark-side, Darth Velan honed his consciousness to specifically study the nature of pure frustration and anguish, as it related to the pure brain-body functioning of sentient beings/aliens all over the universe.

DARTH-VELAN: I shall travel back in time through the 'Stargate' to 21st-Century Earth during the Qatar World Cup (soccer).

He did just that, going back in time, and he decided to first begin spying on early Earth-IQ from the moon and then trekked his way to Mars, where various NASA rovers/satellites were recording images in this 'infancy-stage' of human civilization and space-travel, before light-speed was invented for far-distance travels and experiences. Darth Velan noted that in the 21st-Century, in the year 2022, the world (Earth) was embracing the first World Cup soccer tournament in a Muslim-nation (Qatar), which would be a 'toast' to globalism rhetoric and anti-terrorism in the post-9/11 era in Western civilization media (e.g., United States). He recorded the Mars images first, before infiltrating Earth, to get a glimpse of what made this infancy-stage of Earth-IQ rather innocent and curious and challenged by antiterrorism flowery.

DARTH-VELAN: The circulation/biophysics of the Qatar Cup [2022] casts the ideation(s) of 'fantastic' frustration potential!

Meanwhile, an American diplomat and intelligence-man named Amlan Satan ('Storm-Shadow') was studying blood-diamond capitalism labyrinths in modern Earth commerce-bridge tribulation(s) in places as varied as Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) and British Columbia (North America), destabilizing globalism rhetoric. He was to travel to the Qatar Cup [2022] and report on the commercial-media surrounding sports-driven media/marketing and hopefully bring back social-media chats of democratic/capitalism value(s).

STORM-SHADOW (Amlan Satan): I'll be jaunting at the Marriott hotel in the United States before hopping to Qatar for chess!

Darth Velan noticed the 'good' work(s) of Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) and wanted to challenge him in a debate about the capitalism/media value(s) of the Qatar Cup [2022]. He disguised himself as a soccer-photojournalist to intercept Storm-Shadow before he'd be able to place cyber-ideations of democratic marketing to 'challenge' this infancy-civilization stage of network-driven activity.

VELAN: It intrigues you to consider capitalism-mazes and malls/video-games in this stage of Earth?
SATAN: Hell, I'm a 'cool' photojournalist covering the ant-like mechanics of the World Cup (Qatar).
VELAN: Well, I'm something of a 'Devil's Advocate' here/now, doing study on the 'quality' of capitalism-media.
SATAN: What, are you taking home some media-research/worksheet(s) on the 'nature' of commercial structures?
VELAN: Let's say I have 'motives(s)' to evaluate the patterns of 21st-Century Earth-IQ intelligence for 'futures' intrigue!
SATAN: Well, I'd have to say what intrigues me about the Qatar Cup [2022] is the 'quality' of man's sense of physique.
VELAN: Physique is value(s) in this consumerism-infancy era of lifestyle-driven politics/media, no?
SATAN: It may be the 'stepping-stone' for the future(s) of civilization-IQ/chess regarding planetary/systems management.
VELAN: Sure; you're a smart-guy, Satan ('Storm-Shadow'), and I'm wondering if all this intrigue reflects youthful innocence!
SATAN: It's not just youthfulness driving Qatar Cup ideations of the modern global network, Velan; it's also classic beauty.
VELAN: Soccer is a 'beautiful-game' (indeed), but will the ancient figure of 'David' (warrior-demigod) fall to vanities?
SATAN: We surely 'doubt' David would succumb to the physique-deterioration of any given commercial bridge developing, no?
VELAN: I suppose that's a positive argumentation, but what if we'd imagine David 'crumbles' to the 'dark-force' of vanity?
SATAN: Nah; this is a 'game' of chance/management; David would hoist the Qatar Cup as a 'diadem' for the body-rhetoric.
VELAN: Perhaps...

STORM-SHADOW (Diary-Entry): Seeing the Qatar-fans and capital-media at this soccer-toast is a memory of the beauty of life.

DARTH-VELAN: I take this diary-memoir of man's infancy in global rhetoric; perhaps Satan's descendants will be Sith Order!

Thus ended Darth Velan's 'dark-study' of the global-value(s) of the symbolic/iconic Qatar Cup [2022], and he'd take his note(s) regarding man's physique and classic beauty ideology to his post-Republic suppression of the idealistic Jedi in his own era, after crossing back through the 'Stargate' time-portal and report to his Sith-mates, "I met a 21st-Century Earth-intelligence man ('Storm-Shadow') who seemed to have the strong ideation(s) of 'control(s)' for capitalism-disorientations."

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)