Snake-Eyes: Earth {Fanfiction}

Did a super-soldier of a humanizing 'force' oil a terrorized Earth-territory while 'ghosting' with a spying Martian with chess-stalemate?

A fanfiction of GI Joe (IDW Comics).

FOOTNOTE: The images in these comics/fanfiction presentations are taken 'randomly' from open Google searches and are re-presented without any/symbolic commercial or 'official' political-affiliation diary. 

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The Eastern European war and invasion of Crimea/Ukraine prompted the GI Joe covert-force agent 'Snake-Eyes' (Amlan Satan) to infiltrate as a special acid-agent. This is the tale of it.

AMLAN SATAN ('Snake-Eyes'): I'm to secure the commerce-highway(s) of Ukraine (Crimea too) and extract some cyber-info.

Wielding his special acidic weaponry, Snake-Eyes damaged the chasse-chain rolling tank wheels of the Russian army to destabilize the control(s) boasted by the invaders, since it was covert that the GI Joes would intercede as invisible duty-free super-soldiers to assist the Ukraine under-manned force(s) without much journal-entry.

SNAKE-EYES: I believe they'll cast me as a special chess-agent in this Eastern European tribulation in the post-9/11 era.

A diabolical Martian named Endymion began spying on Earth-activity and noted the Snake-Eyes infiltration in Eastern Europe and wished to leave Mars to commute with Amlan Satan with secret/invisible cyber-portals from Earth's moon, taking care not to reveal his Mars-origin.

ENDYMION (Martian): We'll see what 'quality' of ground-force mobilization-IQ these puny humans boast; I'll use a portal.

SNAKE-EYES: Why'd I believe you're an 'actual' being from Mars, stranger, on this cyber-portal secret communique?
ENDYMION: I assure you I'm no Russian-spy or infiltration-office man but a Martian with a love of Facebook-chess (ha).

Snake-Eyes realized the Martian had been spying on forms of Earth-media capitalism that gave rise to commerce-highway(s) intrigue that catalyzed the capitalism-power grids that prompted the Russian leader to seek territorial/commercial gains in Eastern Europe, perhaps to profit from the modern magazine-IQ oriented capitalism labyrinth! It was like 'purified' cinema.

ENDYMION: Damn; you've drawn a rook-bishop stalemate-condition against me on cyber-chess, Snake-Eyes.

SNAKE-EYES (Amlan Satan): Excellence, Endymion; seems we've drawn diplomacy-argumentation, despite your dubious name!

GI JOE HQ: Even if this 'secret' communicator is no Martian, Snake-Eyes, we'd still defend arguments for Western media-IQ.

Snake-Eyes continued his post-9/11 era commerce/media defense(s)-work, and the eerie Martian (Endymion) continued to spy on this Earth-IQ/civilization intrigue in the new millennium. Would the GI Joes prevail in defending the sovereignty diagrams of capitalism danger(s)...or endure future 'invasion' diary?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)