Belfast Detour: Alien

An already-troubled (sectarian) Northern Ireland is challenged by a sinister Martian-invasion, drawing heroics from an F-IRA 'super' detective!

An alien-invasion Earth-dilemma fable featuring the Xenomorph creature and Belfast lore, inspired by various modern media/stories. Hope you like it, 

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Amlan Satan had become the co-captain of the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA) which had invested in guerrilla-infiltrations of blood-diamond piracy-smuggling in sectarian Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) to stop the piracy-IQ that was destroying poverty and unemployment reform talks regarding the Irish-Catholic minority-population in 'troubled' Belfast for Sinn Fein's headway(s) into UK-Parliament. The F-IRA recruited members, mostly students from around the world, Catholic usually in faith but not necessarily Irish, devoted to economics-driven political reforms for improved Catholic-Protestant talk(s) in Western civilization confounded by poverty-angst.

AMLAN SATAN: To stop the blood-diamond piracy-highway(s) in sectarian Northern Ireland (UK) is to improve social-media IQ.

Amlan had family-heritage ties to the FLN-movement in Algeria against French colonial rule as well as Indian independence against British colonialism, mostly culture-economics based traffic-IQ for liberation of minority-population(s), which moved his student-passions to choreograph the blood-diamond intercession group known as the F-IRA in the United Kingdom.

F-IRA: We swap blood-diamonds in Belfast bank-boxes with toy-beads to send a social-media message for fool's insurance(s)!

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption threatens diamond-mining integrity on Earth and makes terrorism/piracy woe(s).

Satan's girlfriend Shelbye O'Hara had been a fan of social-media access for Irish-Catholic minorities/students in challenging Belfast for ideations of magazine-era commercial vanities fostering creative optimism for peace wrought from capitalism/media.

AMLAN SATAN: Israel-Palestine's overshadowed this Catholic-Protestant schism created by unemployment/poverty in Belfast, which is adding 'dark-spice' to storyboards for serious culture-religion coexistence art(s).

It was therefore a cold and dark series of nights/sunsets in poor Northern Ireland (UK), which made many wonder if this sector of Western civilization on Earth would ever be improved by imaginations of serious traffic-optimism. Even though 'heroists' like Amlan Satan worked as 'nightingales' of improved human existence on Earth, Belfast-rain continued to remind all of the Hellmouth of Catholic-Protestant economics-oriented living angst.

Well, as if Belfast wasn't troubled enough/already, Satan and his F-IRA pals suddenly faced a newer/darker challenge, in the form of a sinister and calculated pirate-consciousness Martian invasion. While drinking and walking the Belfast city sewer tunnels during the Halloween/Samhain season in the challenging city, Satan and his buddies encountered what they thought/saw was a 'visage' of a strange 'specter' or being with a holographic 'face' or personage...a 'real' alien!

This Belfast sewer-specter turned out to be one of a host of Martian 'aliens' invading Earth and prowling the city-streets of Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) to create more Hell/vertigo in the symbolically sectarian 'niche' on Planet Earth. This was perhaps/arguably a Phase-1 of a message-rich alien-invasion of Earth. After the sewer-'face' sighting, Amlan Satan and his F-IRA pals heard a news-tale of a pseudo-invisible dragon-alien 'being' lurking on a street pedestrian automobile in the dark-night rain, obviously sending a message of terror/submission.

The sinister aliens from Mars were marshaled by a hideous dragon-monarch named Endymion who wished to challenge the F-IRA captain Amlan Satan in a game of cyber-chess, to see if humans warranted a non-invasion 'sovereignty'-compact based on intelligence-acknowledgement and intelligentsia-achievement, given its obvious inter-religious frailty, foolishness, fickleness, and fiction!

ENDYMION (Martian): Damn; you've balanced my queen-knight advance(s) with a surefire rook-bishop double-line monitor!

AMLAN SATAN (F-IRA): Excellence; surely this Belfast cyber-chess stalemate-condition(s) 'match' warrants non-invasion IQ.

ENDYMION: Damn!

Suddenly, the anti-piracy blood-diamond guerrilla-man of poor old Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) had become a sewer-trolling Belfast brigade heroist of chess-trophy, achieving a sovereignty/security warranting stalemate-chess match against the hideous and evil Martian dragon-invasion, and Satan decided to post a Selfie on social-media, implying subtly, "Even sectarian Hellmouths of Planet Earth warrant liberal ideations of traffic-liberty...and diary!"

The Martian 'dragons' consented to a diplomacy-IQ self-exile residency status in the Earth deep-ocean abyss, without any further agenda/intent of human-race contact, because of Amlan Satan's miracle-chess stalemate drawn against the alien-monarch Endymion, who hinted that this 'success' for poor Northern Ireland (UK) would cast special 'treasure(s)' of modern-era social-media chat(s) surrounding capitalism-securities.

AMLAN SATAN: We shall cast celebratory iconic human-world literature/folklore as symbolic of the 'triumph' of Earth-zone(s).

Satan went to the Wingate (hotel) in South Jersey (United States) for a special Sinn Fein symposium on what had made sectarian Northern Ireland and Western civilization so symbolic of human species ideations of planetary democracy and how the optimism towards shared intelligence would create a human stand against any/all invasion danger(s)!

AMLAN SATAN: Chess-stalemate complemented by acid-gun warfare in Belfast sewers against the Martians drew us to this Wingate world-democracy gathering for chat(s) surrounding the 'realism' behind Earth-distances today!

While shopping sanely/happily at the NJ-WalMart, Amlan met a beautiful woman who told him about her love of science-fiction and alien-lore and shared with him what she thought all-along about the quality of human uniqueness and why hell-mouths like Northern Ireland inter-religious violence/angst served as a 'real platform' (obviously!) for a species-stand against Martians threatening the 'soul' of human life.

ESQUIRE: So, you made homemade water-guns filled with hot-acid to test the Martian invader(s) in Belfast-sewers?
SATAN: Yeah...this complemented the chess triumph on social-media against their dark monarch (Endymion)!

ESQUIRE: What of this controversy of 'acid-warfare' (chemical weapons!) in challenging the aliens' sense(s) of hellfire?
SATAN: Well, it was a 'rounders' message against species-attack(s) on matrix-frailty regarding living (religious) sadness.

ESQUIRE: Was Endymion's message one of simple exploitation of human problems/troubles, Amlan?
SATAN: Shifting gears between antipiracy infiltration/IQ and chess-driven guerrilla-mobilization against alien-invasion shined!

ESQUIRE: Congrats; to you, to the United Kingdom; and to the whole Earth!

SATAN: That's what my wife (Shelbye) would echo too --- this is 'champagne' for planetary-dowry.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)