Mr. Satan's Toy Story: Alien-Chess

An eccentric blogger (Amlan Satan) has to draw a stalemate against an invader-Martian for a funny tune about Earth-sovereignty distance(s).

A fun sci-fi adventure parody inspired by Chappie (Dev Patel). Enjoy, 

DISCLAIMER: While this sci-fi parody is inspired by a motion-picture, it's in no way tied to any of the themes/elements or production details of the actual film and is instead a 'translated adaptation' (fanfiction) of the ideations of species/intelligence demos. 

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Mr. Satan (Amlan), an Algerian-American cyber-blogging self-proclaimed 'vigilante'-democrat' in the United States had been challenging various Devil's Advocates on Facebook-chess, working as a self-taught chess-hustler of the cyber-world and posting Selfies symbolic of modern pedestrian fashions and comic-book oriented chat(s).

AMLAN SATAN (aka, 'Storm-Shadow'): I find 'fantastic' daydreams in patriotics and cyber-chess for the 'damsels' of democracy!

Mr. Satan (Amlan) was about to be engaged by a spying Martian ('Endymion') from Earth's moon who'd hacked into modern social-media and contacted Mr. Satan and dared him to a stalemate-condition(s) chess-match, which Amlan miraculously accomplished, using a swift rook-bishop double-line maneuver to counter the alien queen-knight offense-IQ and drawing a diplomatic non-Invasion consent-policy to secure Earth-capitalism/civilization and all its flowery (ha!).

ENDYMION: Damn; seems your toy-IQ for Facebook-chess has drawn a 'trophy' for defense(s) for Earth-species sovereignty!

MR. SATAN: Excellence, Endymion; you may reside (secretly) as an Earth deep-ocean abyss self-exiled isolationist in peace.

ENDYMION: Damn!

AMLAN SATAN (aka, 'Storm-Shadow'): As an accomplished species-defender, I shall live out of the Wingate for WiFi-blogging!

This insidious spying Martian ('Endymion') reminded Mr. Satan of all the 'flowery' of modern human-world sci-fi-lore and movies casting nonhuman intelligence as either overbearing or unidentifiable, but Amlan himself simply/humbly continued his democracy-rhetoric(s) in the post-9/11 era in the United States, celebrating his movie-themed chess-set on social-media and never revealing his 'dark' secret about the invader alien's contract-IQ agreement to permanently/peacefully reside in the Earth deep-ocean abyss as a self-exiled isolationist, continuing his/its own brand of cyber-research on humanity but without any further threat of invasion/terror.

ENDYMION: Damn!

ESQUIRE: Seems, Mr. Satan, you've become something like a democracy super-hero in the West now.

AMLAN SATAN: Excellence, and I consider all this folk-flowery a 'cool' extension of humanity's best faces of antiterrorism (ha).

This was the story of an unlikely-hero caught in an unpredictable scenario, utilizing social-media/cyber-tech to draw ideations of Earth-society defense(s)...and diplomacy-excellence! Perhaps Mr. Satan would be hailed as a cyber-rendition of Bobby Fischer...or Buck Rogers (ha).

THE END

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