District Egghead(s)

A Story by Abishai100

Amlan/Shelbye are sidekick-witnesses (and potentially heroes!) of a DC-invasion moving spiritual art...and dumplings.

A cool alien-fanfiction of District 9 for Halloween,

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Amlan Satan was praying that DC would see some cool species-lands event in the summer of 2023, having seen the subsidence of the Coronavirus tribulation in the United States.

He got his wish! Well, he regretted what he wished for ultimately, you see. The miraculous strange-event was an observed phenomenon of complete mystery, a band of UFO-lights seen above the nation's capital, and no one knew the 'agenda' of the visiting space-aliens. They wanted to make their presences known with lights, apparently, perhaps a wave-sign of the intelligence boast of simple imagination showcase!

Fortunately for Amlan Satan, and his cool female DC sidekick-vigilante heroine Batgirl (Shelbye), there was a brainstorm for the 'proportional' response to this alien visitation, and it involved mirror-returning a contoured/comparable/similar 'imagination-showcase' as a defiance-presentation of lights/toys/art declaratives.

BATGIRL: We're showing you these kids' toy hand-laser guns for impressions of pure dogma!
SATAN: You've shown us capital-city invasion sky-lights, and we're 'reciprocating' with hand-laser toy-IQ (ha).

The message had 'good' effect as the district-invasion creatures, perhaps from Mars or somewhere outside our solar-system, got off their spaceships and revealed themselves to be porridge-potion drinking insect-walking humanoids with antennae and a profusion of imagination-showcase bravado, and they claimed they'd been 'swayed' by this DC-stand of Satan/Batgirl revealing youth-IQ laser-toy art(s).

ALIENS: Quite cool, sidekicks; your laser-art generated/moved us to present ourselves as design-merchants.

SATAN: We've plenty of 'design' rich illustrations that cast our world/species as politics-IQ heavy, no?
BATGIRL: In fact, I've brought a special 'sectarian' themed coexistence comics-art avatar flyer from the UK.

ALIENS: We depart this planet of great art(s) with the 'confidence' that Satan/Batgirl will be cast as celebs.

That's just what happened, friends. Satan/Batgirl began consulting with cyber-fanzines for new-gen arts for alien-media/comics, and the 'district-invasion' aliens of very unusual visage and insect-slithering presences departed from our already-challenging Blue Planet with due diligence. What was discovered was that the quality of DC lay in the handworks of everyday citizens --- the 'heroes of theater'.

BATGIRL: We've earned a Washington drive-in experience (Alien) and a 'cool' hot-dog in the park, bud.

SATAN: We've been 'coolly' fed...with darkness, darling!

Amlan Satan became a popular cyber-fanzine comics-artist/writer of alien-media, and Shelbye ('Batgirl') converted to Catholicism and created a social-media chess-club, hoping her old DC-sidekick might become a player.