Newport-Decision

Can style-substance with gem-lifting cast the right tone(s) of world/species drawers?

Another James Bond inspired vignette. Thanks for reading, 

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Amlan Satan traveled to Newport to enter the mansion of a blood-diamond baron mired in some media-mess about insurance-IQ and was claiming to be the 'diplomat' owner of an iconic World Series (Upper-Deck) cards-set which he kept in his treasure-room inside. Follow along.

The diamonds-baron, Yale, was said to have descended from a long line of wealthy Euro-fatsos and employed a staff of servants inside his Newport-palace who themselves were descendants of a long-line of housekeeping/estate-keeper personnel, respectful/dignified. Amlan Satan was going to pose as a blind-man employed recently by a cajoled housekeeper who promised this new 'man' was as 'classy' as those of the descendants (ha).

AMLAN SATAN: Will you allow me to impress you with my dusting (with my magic-gloves) of your treasury-cabinet(s) blind?
YALE: You come with a 'cool' reputation-aura among my dutiful staff, Mr. Satan; I look forward to this 'theater' inside (ha)!

'Mr. Satan' first offered the evil Baron Yale a 'special' concoction of Napoleon-drink which got him extra-inebriated after which he performed his 'blind-theater' routine of dusting the treasure-cabinets, including the one holding his World-Series media-treasure (cards!). This would be a nifty social-media conversation about 'assured' diamonds (wow).

YALE: Where the hell are my cards...I have a suspect-suspicion the one in my cabinet is a replacement of my original.

GUARD: We've no idea, Baron; the new man Satan unexpectedly quit his job; reporting he's to return to Zurich for Interpol!

YALE: Damn; he's played a rather 'stylish' insurance-game against me...a 'dollar' stalemate; social-media gossip (Dartmouth).

ESQUIRE: You claim this World-Series (Upper-Deck) set is a 'substitute-ed' for the Baron-Yale media-confetti IQ-report(s)?
AMLAN SATAN: Excellence; this treasure signifies a cool stalemate against Yale for ideations of capitalism ID journals (wow).

GIRLFRIEND: So...you're celebrating with this nifty chess-set crafted as baseball-athlete figurines, darling?
AMLAN SATAN: Would you believe I'd considered gifting a UD copy-set to a lovely Newport-maid (hmm)?

Retiring from James Bond work(s), Amlan Satan married his sweetheart and settled in Zurich after all, and Baron Yale meanwhile was exposed as an insurance-infiltrator in piracy-troubled/sectarian Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

DIARY-ENTRY: Even a spying Martian might claim all this society-traffic gem-pirate intrigue makes for 'good' comic-dating.

With the diamonds lifted, Satan retired, and journals unfolding, it seemed this new age of treasure detectives cast special 'cinema' for enhancement(s) in 'real' democracy...and exiled depression.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)