Colorado Rocks: Equal Chess Advocate

A special school-space on Earth serves as an 'IQ-canvas' for a scientist-alien conference about the 'quality' of human race excellence.

A science-fiction fable featuring environmental/class references to the University of Colorado-Boulder, inspired by Flight of the Navigator. Enjoy, 

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At the special American school of Colorado, where the excellent Buffaloes produced a stellar rivalry with Notre Dame in the late-20th Century double-Bowl appearances (1990-1991), a special chess-algorithm scientist named Amlan Satan was making social-media blogs about 'stalemate-chess' (a certain orientation in the iconic piece-position movement strategy board game of symmetry/diagonals representative of political thinking/IQ) diagrams relevant for post Cold-War ideations of academic securities for Western civilization educational intrigue.

DR. SATAN (Amlan): Colorado has all the amenities of natural space and creative-IQ space, and I make chess-nets here!

Chess is certainly not the only activity of the academic environment/space of the Colorado Buffaloes when the annual college-football season rolls around, and everyone's thinking about the legacy of underdog/titan matches and matchups in major televised Saturday autumn-season games representative of Western/American capital for sportsmanship/scholarship energy and media/TV.

DR. SATAN (Amlan): We'd think we encourage our fans/students/alumni to think about social-media (Selfie!) erudition (wow).

Of course, with so much energy in the class and on field(s), the Colorado Buffaloes have to think 'deeply' about the state of affairs regarding traffic-monitors and securities and the ordained officials of law-and-order that keep all students/faculty feeling safe-and-snug while they embrace the media-glittering college-athletics and academic season that begins every autumn in the nature-space US-state of Colorado (Earth).

DR. SATAN (Amlan): We're currently working with SETI to fancy chess-stalemate diagram signals for human race capitalism.

All this thinking about chess/football and hence sportsmanship and competition for the 'human race' might just draw the 'envious eyes' of a spying Martian/alien who might conclude that Earth-American schools/institutions boast a special media-age 'toast' for capitalism-consciousness education (hmm).

That's just what happened, when a spying Martian named Endymion wanted to create a (secret) cyber-communique channel with Dr. Amlan Satan to see if he'd toast the 'right-stuff' of chess/competition thinking in Earth-society and offer stalemate-diagrams relevant for sovereignty-ideations of human race creative-thinking space and perhaps warrant some kind of (secret) self-exile residency-status for Endymion the Martian himself in the deep-ocean abyss, so he'd use his own 'media-tech' to study the labyrinth of capitalism's 'class' erudition.

ENDYMION: Damn; you've used a rook-bishop double-line to leverage my queen-knight advance(s); damn.

DR. SATAN: Excellence, Endymion; seems our (secret) cyber-communique yields insights into race-ideations for chess-IQ.

ENDYMION: This 'declared' stalemate warrants that self-exile sovereignty-diplomacy accord with you I promised/ideated!

DR. SATAN: Good; I'd think you'll continue your 'study' of capitalism-lore and the science-fiction tales of IQ-fitness (ha).

ENDYMION: Yes!

So, it stood to pass that Dr. Amlan Satan of Colorado-Earth passed the chess-stalemate 'challenge' with the calculating Martian (Endymion) and drew that sovereignty-compact which rendered the spying/curious alien-being that special 'residency-status' for continued (private) capitalism-ergonomics study in the ocean. Meanwhile, 'Prince Amlan' would continue his social-media/cyber work(s) with the 'nature' of civilization's most 'empire' face (for chess and football!).

THE END

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)