Boy Scout Thursday: American-Sports-Knight

Can Detective Satan offer the defiance required for defense of media-broadcast (Thursday) football in the light of a 'dark' threat, for everyone?

A football-fan portrait of vigilante-comics proportions, inspired loosely by the cool adventure-detective Americana film The Last Boy Scout (Bruce Willis), which I think you'll like, 

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The Carolina football team was set to challenge the 1st-place Falcons on Thursday's edition of pro-athletics in the United States, ahead of the anticipated media-event of the Bucs-Seahawks exhibit-game in Germany in the year of the Qatar World Cup.

PANTHERS-FAN: There's no reason to think there's no chess-IQ in Panthers-stock for risk-taking 'prowess' against Falcons-IQ.

FALCONS-FAN: Our 1st-place team is set to offer some 'cool' stalemate-drives for risk-leverage against the Panthers-board!

The cheerleaders of both teams were in full energy/swing to offer the American media-fan a terrific Thursday night sports-event for the Western-world ideation of the composition of competition excellence in the era of media-broadcast sports in the United States (wow).

Of course, for the November-football season of Thanksgiving festivities and eatery, the idea of 'chess' in the form of media-football (sports) coming on Thursday-night and available on media-platforms in America (e.g., Amazon-Prime) suggested a 'clear' fanfare for what made capitalism a profit-vehicle for the multicultural sharing of sportsmanship thrills and nuts!

DETECTIVE SATAN: I'm positioned in fan-gear inside the stadium ahead of the Germany/Qatar event on Thursday for terrors.

Satan had good reason to fear for Thursday's edition of the hallmark sports-vehicle for profits/ads in the media age, as the horrid 'Night-Slasher' prowled around threatening the cheerleaders of both teams inside the United States as some post-9/11 era 'dark message' on social-media regarding the 'vanity' of sports-profits for cinema.

FOOTBALL-FAN: We know of the 'woes' of pro-sports (football) in the United States and free-agency/steroids but games thrill.

DETECTIVE SATAN: I was 'certain' the Night-Slasher would show-up in a Falcons sweater and grab his pre-hidden gun somehow.

The Night-Slasher was nabbed and the Panthers upset the Falcons on Prime (video), and Satan took his new girlfriend, incidentally a sports-cheerleader at the game, to the new art-museum exhibit in the home-host city to enjoy the new mosaic-artworks characterizing an 'abstract' approach to modern fears of global anarchy/terrorism (wow).

Satan himself was commemorated in a cyber-fanzine (Dartmouth) comic casting him as a hotshot lawyer-angel likened 'super' hero for Thursday-football for capitalism-defenses in the post-9/11 age, and his girlfriend whispered, "We all need good 'advocates' in this time of dark chess, honey bee."

GIRLFRIEND: I got you this 'fantastic' football-themed/crafted chess-set in commemoration of your 'proud' heroics, Satan.

Thus ended what would've been a 'natural-disaster' in the sports-media broadcast era of pro-football inside the United States and ahead of the Germany/Qatar media 'event' for post-9/11 era ideations of the 'chess-stalemate' excellence of what made/makes detective-works a 'signpost' for Earth's more 'bright' emojis (ha).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)