Brothers Satan: Gingerbread English

Twins (siblings) of diamond-intelligence are 'drawn' by a forest-witch with a capitalism 'faith-examination' for human race expression of worldly castles!

A 'capitalism-omen' adaptation of some of the themes from Grimms' Fairy Tales, which I hope you like, 

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Twin brothers, chess-champions of the Porcellian Irish society of Dartmouth, Amlan/Ajay Satan, were studying blood-diamond strategy for Interpol-relation and decided to take a small but eventually 'fateful' trip to the forest for a vacation and ended up in the clutches of a poisonous temptation candy-woman witch named Esmerelda who wanted her tale/bio poster on social-media. Follow along!

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchange and makes rogue terrorism finance(s) woe!

AMLAN SATAN: We'll take to the forest our special 'Strike-Force' (Upper Deck) Cunningham-QB post-Philly Super Bowl symbol.

AJAY SATAN: Oh, that 'fantastic' purple/red post-Eagles career (Viking) gem of capitalism/diamond shine; it's good luck!

When the Satan Bros. got to the forest for their magical vacation, they were in glee that they brought their special capitalism-gem 'good-luck' charm, having grown up together in Boston with a special 'human race' capitalism love of all things sports-card (baseball/football). They set-up camp and started writing in their journal about 'escaping' blood-diamond James Bond cyber-chess expression-studies in North America or Europe! They sang songs about the Jabberwocky at their fire-site and thought about the quality of Earth race equilibrium in this post-9/11 era of terrorism-darkness (wow). Then, just as the Satan-twins of great deed unwound their darkened minds of James Bond work, they were lured in that forest by a strange light, leading to a complete cute cottage-house...made entirely of edible candy (wow)!

ESMERELDA (Witch): I'm the lovely-lady witch-keeper of this delightful candy-ginger house of eating; and I invite you twins, but you'll exchange for this sensual favor a 'social-media promise' to relay this tale of lifestyle consumerism consciousness 'pensive' indulgence 'chess' on your cyber-forums for story and keep my face hidden but my 'agenda' for human race capitalism temptation forebodings a complete disclosure for your Earth-society 'insurance' journal(s).

SATAN BROS.: You're incredible...and leave us no choice but to comply in this 'offer' of coupon-evangelism (ha).

ESMERELDA: First, try your temperate hand(s) at my spiced-peppered stringy candy-like sour-noodle like tart-salad (endless).

The purple salad sent the Satans (Amlan/Ajay) into emotional vertigo. Esmerelda the eccentric lady-keeper of that house in the forest of edible candies/foods explained she presented this 'purple' dish of endless taste because the 'James Bond' brothers had entered into that 'dark forest' with their special/magical purple-colored Strike-Force (Upper-Deck) pro-football spirits transfer-market sports-card 'good-luck charm' for vanity.

SATANS: We're being 'tested' in the very-faith of our 'valor' of capitalism-defense(s) in this forest-cottage of Hell (wow).

ESQUIRE (Interview): So you claim you were 'drugged' and 'drawn' to become 'Satanic' messengers of a capitalism-chess exam?
SATANS: Oh yeah...the mysterious/faceless witch wanted herself cast as a comics-lore 'specialist' of omen-messaging for IQ.

ESQUIRE: She sounds more 'clever' than a typical witch, no?
SATANS: Oh yeah...and in fact, we're 'drawn' for some pretty nifty Richie-Rich oriented capitalism-chess comics in her honor.

ESQUIRE: Does it not seem your very 'James Bond' work casts you as a 'duo' for evangelical world-intelligence (or shame)?

SATANS: Oh yeah...and in fact, we're going to turn the forest-witch with that edible cottage into a 'dough celebrity being!

AMLAN SATAN: I've 'cast' Esmerelda as a heroine-confidante for a new stick-figure cyber-comic about blood-diamond chess.

AJAY: This is my favorite 'dough-doodle' of all, and I'm 'freed' from that dark pit of Satanic value(s).

"Capitalism knows only one color: that color is green; all else is necessarily subservient to it, hence, race, gender and ethnicity cannot be considered within it" (Thomas Sowell).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)