Batman/Batgirl: Capital Goal!

Can the wily optimist-heroes deter a chemical agenda by Ra's al Ghul during the world-soccer event on Earth?

Theme-inspired from the globalism paranoia movie Spy Game (Tony Scott) adapted for translated Batman (DC Comics) media. Merry Christmas, 

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It'd been a long time since the days of Arabian oil negotiations as OPEC formalized and even some time since the petrol-capitalism driven Gulf War of the late 20th-century, and the Qatar Cup became the first Muslim soccer-globe event and signaled chances of various Middle Eastern companies of modern value like Etihad airlines to make stamps on the commercial landscape, but Batman/Batgirl would have to create vigilance-chess as the villainous eco-terrorist Ra's al Ghul rose to power and planned a 'strike' against globalism in 2022 (whoa!).

BATMAN: We'll infiltrate Ra's possible diamond-agenda in Qatar and make-off with special prints of soccer defenses!

BATGIRL: Meow!

Batman was a real-life architect of blood-diamond securities and head of the Porcellian chess-stalemate computing-politics cyber-society in New England and worked alongside his feline-sidekick Batgirl who was a bobcat with a special ability to prowl around and record audio-statements by the fatcats using her tiny necklace recorder, so Batman could expose conspiracy in the emerged new era of social-media/'Selfie' culture expressions of (otherwise!) network happiness.

Batman found Batgirl, a real-life bobcat, in the forests of New Zealand on a blood-diamond examination agenda and snatcher her and trained her to become his special recorder-necklace fatcat audio-statement 'spy' and helped him put away the villain Penguin (Oswald) who plotted to exploit a dam agenda in British Columbia for rogue-terrorism finances tied to Amazon (wow).

BATMAN: After this triumph of Qatar, we'll projector-showcase an iconic world-hospitality/culture film (for soccer-chess!).

BATGIRL: Meow!

ESMERELDA: You must be hungry, valiant hero of the West, Batman.

BATMAN: Batgirl and I both, lovely-lady of Qatar diplomat hospitality greetings, haha.

BATGIRL: Meow!

ESMERELDA: I've the nice Muslim-culture meal to prepare your strength for the Crusade, no?
BATGIRL: Meow!

Esmerelda, a Qatar-princess, graciously fed/houses Batman and Batgirl as they prepped their 'daring' mission to root-out a chemical-weapons storage 'agenda' by the villainous Hungarian eco-terrorist Ra's al Ghul, whom some claimed was no Hungarian but a 'Martian' disguised as a Hungarian to disseminate the 'dark-seed' of global fears, and Esmerelda filled the hero-tummies with food and valor (hmm).

BATMAN: I 'doubt' these minions of Ra's will appear without disguises like soccer-arena guardsman-uniform.

BATGIRL: Meow!

BATMAN: Go record what they're whispering, Batgirl.

Batgirl discovered that the Ra's minions disguised as Qatar soccer-stadium guardsmen were using a special Western-American sports-card 'treasure' of team/city transfer-spirit and revenue symbolism for Super Bowl 'vision' storytelling for their master Ra's to justify an anti-media terrorism 'campaign during the media-centric soccer event on Earth (wow).

BATMAN: I'll just place 1000 copies of this 'Strike-Force' card-treasure in the soccer-arena steps for social-media humor(s)!

RA'S AL GHUL: That clever optimist Batman and his 'little-sidekick' (Batgirl) unfoil my oil-chess for consumerism-buzz fear!

QATAR JOURNAL: Batman/Batgirl disclosed a 'giant' chemical-weapons storage chess by Ra's and created pro-capital enquiry.

BATMAN: Lost again, Ra's.

RA'S: Maybe my relentless chess signals a stalemate for the macro-crusade against evil's realism, hero.

BATMAN: You're a cartoonist...not a celebrity (ha)!

With the Qatar Cup salvaged and post-9/11 age globalism-woe tied to OPEC-'trouble(s)' in good controls, Batman/Batgirl took Esmerelda to the hyped (soccer) rivalry 'match-politics' between Netherlands-Argentina for some 'cool' sportsmanship Ego.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)