Wonderland of Tandy

Narrated 'deed' of a diamond James Bond 'character' whose retirement vision following a chess-triumph drew a capitalist 'Earth-race' expression.

A tale of underground intrigue/chess inspired by the dark themes and humanist storylines from (the true-story adapted film) Wonderland (Val Kilmer)! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/concepts with no formal/legal ties to any specific person(s)/body and is therefore cast as only a personal-dramatics work of social/cultural interest(s) (with no commercial intersections). 

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I was in love with my housekeeper (Tandy) in Boston who started to get wind of my blood-diamond infiltrations work with Interpol-relation, setting some danger for my underground operations as an 'Earth-prince' of capitalism-chess securities in the post-9/11 age while I was living out of the Wingate (New England) and evading my evil underground 'associates' (i.e., Baron Goldfinger).

My name's Amlan Satan, and I worked in the modern media-culture of capitalism-motions and blood-diamond intrigue when I hatched a scheme to get out of the Interpol-relation racket with a cool chess-play involving a persuasion-trade with Baron Goldfinger of a special 'Strike-Force' (silver-edition!) Randall Cunningham team-transfer Super Bowl ambition-symbol pro-football spirits card (Upper-Deck Vikings) which would/could be used for social-media era ideations of treasure/asset insurance open dialogue with cyber-posts concerning traffic/personality driven antiterrorism fanzines (e.g., Dartmouth/Porcellian).

Well, this human odyssey concerns a strange individual who contacted me via private cyber-channel and dared me a to a stalemate-conditions match in the iconic piece-position kingdom-themed strategy-board game involving symmetry/diagonals for a complete non-invasion sovereignty diplomacy/accord to warrant him not to use his telepathic powers of race mind-control (wow). Well, I'd been a 'secret' chess-aficionado all my life and had no choice (really) but to accept the proposal and (miraculously!) achieved the stalemate-condition but promised the 'Martian' (named Endymion) that I'd 'escape' my current 'James Bond chess-life' of blood-diamond infiltrations-work with Interpol-relation in North America with my darling lady (Tandy) after this 'chess-stalemate' Ego-detour (ha)!

This 'magical' Strike-Force (silver-edition!) pro-football spirits team-transfer Super Bowl ambitions symbol card-print (Randall Cunningham) represented sports-media broadcast era commerce/consumerism money and fanfare-based traffic storytelling which is exactly what Baron Goldfinger would 'crave' for his own social-media 'minions' to post his claimed 'disclosures' regarding conflict-zone traffic insurance journals/reports, to cast him as a 'responsible' writer/reporter of antipiracy/antiterrorism civil engagements (to avoid our Interpol-relation chess!).

GOLDFINGER: I not need the Inferno of insurance-monitors for gem-chess in this post-9/11 era city-view (Princeton/Chicago).

Goldfinger was invested in the adult-media underground but I was in the horror-comics underground and our paths would (inevitably) intersect with the new Thomas Cruz project involving a Deadpool fanzine-comic about graphic bloody-murder terrorism infiltrators working with supermodels in Brussels, sprouting for some cool overground/legit investors, including the great Euro-investor Richie Rich (hmm).

ENDYMION: Chess-stalemate achievement, James Bond, warrants your retirement and humble life-unfolding vision (now)!

I made the promise to Endymion (the claimed 'Martian' chess-master) and intended to keep it for the sake of the capitalist Earth-race, and I followed into this Strike-Force Cunningham-Viking (silver-edition!) sports-card social-media 'prestige' card-trade mission for insurance-disclosure dialogue reporting so I myself would leave behind my 'James Bond' blood-diamond life of underground media-writings concerning these 'stranger' fellows of underworld 'baron' Ego-trippers (wow).

GOLDFINGER: I like this Strike-Force (silver-edition!) treasure, Satan; I could retire too from newsies with insurance-chess.

Goldfinger even 'gifted' me this authentic Transylvanian Christmas-themed chess-set as a 'seal' for this overground legitimacy campaign-accord activity with Interpol-relation all the while dealing with his own insider-info dark 'troubles' with the Sierra Leone conflict-zone smugglers/warlords which forced him (secretly) to the wonderwalls of unmonitored extortion. Everyone would win, and Interpol-relation associates of mine would profit with the newsies (wow). I considered this baron-chess 'prize' a rather 'beautiful' seal for this retirement-vision following my detention-symbolic chess-stalemate with Endymion (the 'claimed Martian' chess-master).

'ESMERELDA' (Tandy): I'll meet you inside JFK (Airport!) with media insurance/flightplan to British Columbia, Amlan Satan.

Everything worked out (miraculously!). 'Esmerelda' (Tandy) and I got to Vancouver and I currently coach a junior ice-hockey team and manage the Porcellian-BC chess-club from home; I'm married and we're expecting a son (Damian) for whom I intend to gift that Goldfinger Xmas-chess 'gift' as a seal-gesture of how I 'evolved' from James Bond...into Citizen Kane (wow). Ezzy works as a cyber-homeschooling teacher and writes for The Dartmouth. Thanks for reading!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)