Venger's Treasure-Cottage: Engineering Cookies

The Venusian (alien) becomes a humanoid-prince to blog about the 'shape' of capitalism's magical 'emoji'-face (and is challenged by a witch!).

A commerce-life meditation featuring the brooding antihero sorcerer cartoon-avatar Venger (Dungeons & Dragons) on a pensive 'chess' Earth-journey about the 'shape' of fortune's things. Happy Holidays to all (and thanks for reading!), 

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Venger the lone-sorcerer on Venus atop his dark-horse companion-counselor named Nightmare was moved to go on an Earth-journey disguised as a humanoid prince named Amlan Satan to invest in commercial social-media culture imagination for living capitalism ideology, to perhaps leave Nightmare (forever) and seek a more 'human' life with peers who looked more human and enjoy things like Facebook and Saturday-morning cartoons.

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): I'll take a snow-cottage for Xmas and work on cyber-nets for chess-stalemate with capitalism-circles!

NIGHTMARE (Venger's Dark Horse Friend on Venus): Me wonders what'll be of that brooding prince on Earth without my IQ!

When he got to Earth, his snow-cottage was all-set and he used it to make homemade food and share recipes online with his newfound pals on the Porcellian (cyber-chess network in North America) and talked 'openly' about Cold-War diagrams for politics-securities created by simple stalemate-diagrams in the post-9/11 age, all the while offering stability ideas concerning real capitalist human race expression of the 'quality' of environmental fears like terrorism (hmm).

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): I'm feeling like a wizardly humanist in this Earth-chess journey linked to cyber-communications for the United Nations, and I wonder if there's a real 'adversary' who'll test my pure mettle/inspiration in this examination concerning human race intelligence!

He became a huge fan of chessmen cookies and sports-cards (baseball/football) and purchased a Stephen King novel about the omen-dangers of indulging in worldly treasures that may draw the mind towards a blind obsession that draws out incomplete distances to real spiritual sanity, and he wondered if his chessmen-cookies/sports-cards during this Earth-journey examination of capitalism-chess IQ were somehow becoming 'needful-things' of obsession to him (hmm).

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): I'm gobbling on these chessmen (butter-baked) cookies as if I was dreaming of capitalism's homeland.

He did indeed find the adversary to test his mettle/IQ during this chess-journey to Planet Earth, and it came in the form of a forest-cabin dwelling sea-witch named Ursula who wished to challenge the sorcerer-prince in a special cyber-debate after coming across his 'stimulating' home-blogs about the quality of capitalism securities/confidence and the festivity of 'needful-things' reflecting commercial-life/IQ such as chessmen-cookies and sports-cards (football/baseball) as the Super Bowl season would approach and draw out citizenry chats concerning the shape of artistic competition superstitions (e.g., team mascots/avatars!).

VENGER: I wonder if this challenging Ursula creates in me senses of real distance of vanity with my needful-things of art.

VENGER (Amlan Satan): So, you're impressed by my 'needful-things' in this Earth-game/presentation?
URSULA: I'm a 'sea-witch' and care nothing for the fineries of commercial vanity, prince of the world!
VENGER (Amlan Satan): Are you a 'nemesis' of the cyber-blogging universe, Ursula?
URSULA: I don't mind the net-highways, but the spam is an Ego-killer, no, Mr. Satan?
VENGER (Amlan Satan): True; but we'd navigate through the 'mud' to get to the social-chat value, yeah?
URSULA: Sure; but what's this 'treasure' of wisdom you offer with your chessmen-cookies/sports-cards blogs?
VENGER (Amlan Satan): I showcase my commerce-life 'treasures' on social-media for capitalism-chess insights.
URSULA: You're an ideologist denouncing terrorist threats to capitalism/consumerism ornaments like batteries, right?
VENGER (Amlan Satan): There's not enough 'princes' like me around, don't you doubt?
URSULA: I suppose there's 'value' in a cyber-commerce 'defender' or rhetoric-specialist on the world-Internet now.
VENGER (Amlan Satan): After 9/11, we all think the American Homeland is 'game' for random anarchy, right?
URSULA: Sure; but why do your 'needful-things' of commerce-life like chessmen-cookies/sports-cards save the race?
VENGER (Amlan Satan): Well, I argue that my cookies/cards are symbols of human medicine (or arts/crafts).
URSULA: You strike me as a 'brooding' prince, Mr. Satan; surely, you've got a 'favorite' needful-thing in your cottage!
VENGER (Amlan Satan): Yeah...in fact, my chess-cookies and two particular sports-cards 'treasures' are my favorites.
URUSLA: Do you showcase these two items on the Internet then?
VENGER (Amlan Satan): Yes; the sports-cards are a replica-set of Strike-Force team-transfer Cunningham Super Bowl gems.
URSULA: Randall Cunningham --- the Eagles-QB who eventually was traded to the Vikings for late Super Bowl ambition?
VENGER (Amlan Satan): Yeah, and my 'Strike-Force' replica-set is a 'needful-thing' of the chess of commercial fanfare!
URSULA: You 'strike' me as a brooding prince of the shape of capitalism/consumerism jewelry!
VENGER (Amlan Satan): I am indeed just that; in fact, I'm always 'wondering' about my treasures and Earth-race sharing.
URSULA: Good.

Venger decided to stay on Earth a while longer and maybe make some superstition-tales about his Cunningham late-career Viking-QB team-transfer Super Bowl ambition symbol treasure cards. He'd never, however, forget about the Devil's Advocate 'wisdom' he received from the 'adversarial' (if challenging) sea-witch Ursula (wow).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)