The Art Insurance Journal*

A Story by Abishai100

Will a post-war veteran find the right tone of street-vigilantism for blood-diamond insurance 'theater' with a raid of a baron's Chicago portrait?

A tale of street-wisdom paranoia regarding capitalism securities in American imagination linked to patriotism-failure, drawn from the Western tremors 'fortune' themes from the shocking modern war-heist film Dead Presidents (Hughes Bros.).

DISCLAIMER: This work of culture-drama contains images/concepts with no formal/legal ties to any real-world news-story or Chicago events and is therefore cast as purely a private expression for (fictional) crime-scenario.

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Amlan Satan had become a special blood-diamond operationalist in the modern world of commerce vanities and social-media flowery surrounding cinema-markets for life-magic storytelling veiling the underworld clouds of capitalism corruption and dark news regarding 'troubles' with media-money (hmm).

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchange and makes 'rogue' terrorism-finance woe!

AMLAN SATAN: I'm undoing the diamond-insurance prestige of Baron Goldfinger who's infiltrated supermarket-sanity chess.

Satan happened to be an excellent chess-player and bought a special 'alien' chess-set to choreograph his special mission for diamond-corruption insurance darkness in Chicago and planned an armored-truck blood-diamond heist of Baron Goldfinger's conflict-zone gems while staging a special 'swap' of a sports-card 'treasure' (football) with a video-game avatar-portrait for social-media disclosures regarding insurance statements Goldfinger would have to offer for the 'troubles' of modern consumerism-marketing to compensate for this strange 'revelation' regarding shopping-season (e.g., Xmas-time) allure.

GOLDFINGER: I doubt all this consumerism flowery for the 'chess' of street-stories will undo my insurance-work/superstition.

Amlan Satan was going to swap a video-game portrait in a Chicago museum exhibit-room with a replica belonging to Baron Goldfinger right-after swapping his armored-truck shipment of blood-diamonds with fake toy beads and then place the social-media post, "Goldfinger had prepaid this entire theater-insurance stunt to 'draw' special messages about finance-securities disclosures to cast himself as a 'hero' diplomat of the troubles of capital/assets/treasure driven journal 'cinema' (so we wait for his insurance-report for blood-diamond linked museum paranoia now!)."

TRUCK-DRIVER: This stranger fellow held toy water-rifle filled with acid claiming he was a Goldfinger-agent for media-chess.

CHICAGO POLICE: Is this media-theater rumored now to be Goldfinger-treasury intentional 'doubted' insurance-theater?

Turns out Amlan Satan was a US-war veteran incompletely 'jaded' by the capitalism-chess corruption once he returned home to the challenging Windy-City and sought a Robin Hood 'deed' after inspired by his home-reading of Robinson Crusoe which he'd claim was a message about the nature-magic of human race 'quality' of self-determined spiritual devotion to Earth-hygiene or purity. He was therefore something of a 'messenger' of resourced action (hmm).

AMLAN SATAN: I've vigilante-comic Selfies on Chicago social-media and offer chess-IQ for capitalism-corruption insurance.

A graduate of Dartmouth (Ivy-League), Amlan Satan decided to become this 'street-vigilante' in Chicago to 'honor' the education he received regarding the sanity of capitalism when he discovered the Earth-mineral mining sully of the diamond-market and its oil-seepage into the blood-diamond underground which would destroy the integrity of capitalism-lesson offered to today's idealistic student-youth population. Was he something of a Robin Hood inspired by his New England classes?

GOLDFINGER: I doubt all this 'insurance' talk on social-media will corrupt my investment in cinema-culture capitalism-chess.

He placed in the Goldfinger truck-box a replica/copy print of a symbolic sports-market media-treasure, a pro-football team-transfer Super Bowl ambition symbolism card of a Randall Cunningham (original 'red-edition') post-Eagles career Viking-expression image to force the evil baron to make some kind of social statement about the quality of insurance reports in this post-9/11 era of commercial-securities fears linked to overground consumerism activity (or TV-audiences).

GOLDFINGER: I'm not a 'demon' of the sports-media market and offer insurance-honesty regarding gem-value for Chicago-IQ.

GIRLFRIEND: I made you this delicious Indian egg-curry and rice, Amlan Satan.

SATAN: Cool; I could use the comfort-food to forget about what I just had to work through at the library, darling.

GIRLFRIEND: Library-work seems a burden after your already heavy war-experience; you need to 'cool' it with studies, man.

SATAN: I know, I know; I just had to do something 'cool' for Chicago-shoppers; I'm home now; I want to eat your cooking, love.

GIRLFRIEND: That's why I'm here...I'm an angel of forgetting (haha).

GOLDFINGER: Did you see this post by Amlan Satan on the Chicago comics-forum about 'Evil-Elf' avatar-tales of vigilantism?
ASSISTANT: We doubt this guy's any trouble for you, baron; he's just a cyber-idealist and folks think he's just a journalist.

GOLDFINGER: I feel nervous...make that insurance social-media disclosure about my willingness to be 'open' about diamonds.

ASSISTANT: Don't worry, baron; you can't/won't be waived by a silly 'street' faerie like a chatter-hippie 'Evil-Elf' cartoon.

GOLDFINGER: Let's hope not, for your sake, boy.