The Card Multiple: Pawn-Class

Professor Satan touts two magical sports-cards as capitalism-defense treasures and is advised by a 'leprechaun' to cast 'chance' descent.

A superstition parody inspired by Meaning of Life. 

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There were two special sports-market 'treasure' cards in the United States, a cool 'Strike-Force' replica-set Randal Cunningham post-Eagles career Viking-QB (Upper Deck) team-transfer Super Bowl ambition symbolism double-print, that offered a special 'superstition' regarding commerce/media dialogue in the post-9/11 era (wow). Randall Cunningham was a celebrity of the Eagles (Philadelphia) team but never attained a Bowl-title with the team and sought a late-career Super Bowl 'dream' with the Vikings (Minnesota), a market-transfer event that shocked the pro-football spirits league in the United States but which generated this 'cool' 1999 'Strike-Force' replica-set 'superstitions-storyboard' in the post-9/11 era among social-media fans of sportsmanship/media who wished to offer their own 'vision' of this 'magical' Super Bowl ambition-prompting strange team-transfer decision/arrow 'treasure' card double-set. Amlan Satan is an Ivy-grad/professor who's making social-media conversations about this magical double-set Strike-Force treasure and thought it through, how Randall Cunningham was Philadelphia's 'favorite' hometown QB and how his 'strange' trade for Viking-Bowl ambitions/dreams prompted both shock and 'irony'-rich sports-market (trade-card) story-intrigue. The Strike-Force double-set is an 'original' dashing red-edition print and the replica 'silver-edition' print, both of which are considered post-9/11 era sports-traffic 'diadems' of capitalism's 'shiny' face (for consumerism/media/entertainment/city-markets).

DR. SATAN (Amlan): Seems to many the Strike-Force Cunningham-QB Super Bowl ambition card-treasure(s) can draw chess!

WIFE: You've become obsessed with the Cunningham print(s), darling, because of 'natural-bias' for Penn-school love of chess.

AMLAN: True...but you'll keep me grounded (and safe!) from the capitalism dark-omen of superstition-heavy paranoia, no?
WIFE: Yeah; alright.

Amlan Satan was born in Algeria and moved to the United States with his small family and studied at Dartmouth before becoming a professor of capitalism/sociology and taught courses on the root-psychology of capitalism's 'game-theory' face of symmetry/diagonals in decision-making 'intrigue' affecting modern Earth-world 'grid' governance, impacting issues as wide-ranging as OPEC-linked anti-Western terrorism and Wall Street 'culture' storytelling for Western-world bias evaluations for modern Security Council dialogue surrounding post-Industrialization 'commercial' governance-imagination. Such coursework/intelligence was imprinted onto the modern social-media/'Selfie' culture of folks liberally using the Internet to share photos/experiences/stories concerning the 'journey' of the modern capitalist/consumer (wow).

DR. SATAN: This 'Strike-Force' superstitions-laden Cunningham-QB double-set (Upper Deck) invokes social-media chess (IQ).

PROFESSOR SATAN: The 'trauma' of 9/11, the destruction of the World Trade Center, made capitalism-chats online chess-IQ.

When he was at Dartmouth and took road-trips to Princeton in his 'cool' Trans-Am, Amlan would think of the radio-glories of the emerged social media 'age' when accessed music/entertainment/talk-shows on broadcast communications/arts that facilitated socialized distances and lifestyle shares of Earth-world vanities. He'd enjoy listening to various types of music on the radio while driving from Dartmouth-Princeton with his pals/girlfriend and 'dreaming' of what made American 'convenience' chess such a 'thing' of living expression (hmm).

AMLAN: American dreamers think of Burger King and Atlantic City and Niagra Falls...the 'currency' of fortune imagery.

He had a dream one night in which he was visited by an impish leprechaun spirit who instructed him to teach a special course about the 'double-luck' superstition 'potential' of the magical 'Strike-Force' Cunningham-QB (Upper Deck) double-set card treasure of pro-football spirits. The leprechaun instructed Amlan Satan to tell his students that we'd have to imagine in the post-9/11 era of commerce-vanities consciousness/evaluation(s) that one card would symbolize 'good-luck' (perhaps/likely the 'original' red-edition print) and one 'bad-luck' (perhaps the replica 'silver-edition' print-card!) and it would be left to the 'sportsmanship-fan consumer base' to determine each individual's life-route/course regarding how their 'shaped' views on which card they deemed (privately/publicly) to be 'more' symbolic of the American Dream would affect their own fortunes/misfortunes in life.

PROFESSOR SATAN: Imagine a magical Xmas-themed chess set of symmetrical moves and diagonal moves for capitalism-IQ.

STUDENTS: What's the link between this chess-imagination (for Xmas-consumerism) and Strike-Force double-set cards?

PROFESSOR SATAN: Imagine now that one Strike-Force print (the red/original) brings good-luck and the other bad luck.
STUDENTS: Why/how?
PROFESSOR SATAN: Like in an Xmas-chess set, the 'diagonals' of variance in outcome 'shape' views on 'quality' of the Ego.

STUDENTS: Aah (weird!).

PROFESSOR SATAN: Such is life...it's a 'game' of chance...and diagonal Ego life-activity based fatalism.

STUDENTS: What's that to do (specially) with the Strike-Force Cunningham-QB cards, professor?
PROFESSOR SATAN: Good; Cunningham left the Eagles to seek Super Bowl glory; a 'chess' diagonal profit-motive (chess?).

STUDENTS: So, it's a 'direction' for ambition-based capitalism modeling affecting chance/opportunism commerce IQ?

PROFESSOR SATAN: As with this reflective Xmas-chess set, students, it's all a 'game' of commercial intelligence (or romance)!

WIFE: What did you tell your students, doc?
AMLAN: One Cunningham-QB 'Strike-Force Viking-team transfer symbol' card treasure is good-luck; the other bad-luck.

WIFE: Now, they're writing essays on which card they's select for their own 'consciousness' for capitalism-defense(s), eh?
AMLAN: Brilliance, no?
WIFE: Sounds like something a leprechaun advised you to do, Satan.

AMLAN: Yeah...

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)