Captain America: Crimean Aids

The valiant man of super-vision and patriotism journeys to Eastern-Europe for a 'case' linked to an 'absolute' race!

A Christmas-week fanfiction of Captain America (Marvel Comics), which I hope you'll like (and thanks for reading), 

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Steve Rogers became Captain America after returning from the 9/11-linked US war in the Middle East and was given a special biochemical serum which enhanced his ability to sense the troubles of capitalism-troubled Earth which transformed him into the super-vision character we all know and love and enjoyed participating in modern social-media activity such as Facebook-chess (wow).

CAPTAIN AMERICA: I'm to travel to Crimea to inquire of chemical-war chess-stalemate linked to an 'alien' force/nemesis now!

When Captain America (Steve Rogers) got to Eastern-Europe, he dealt with the tribulations of the range linked to the Invasion by 'Mother-Russia' and was concerned all this 'chess-stalemate' concerning chemical intrigue would seep into the other modern Earth post-9/11 era tribulation --- blood-diamond piracy (gosh).

The alien-force/nemesis behind this Crimean crime-ideation was called Hydra and it challenged Captain America to draw a chess-stalemate conditions gameplay against it which the defiant/valiant man of super-vision managed to do with a 'cool' rook-bishop combo to counter any queen-pawn sacrifice martial offensive and created a 'cool' accord to have all chemical weaponry reported to proper channels to avoid future embargo-oriented commerce blockages for 'Mother Russia' in the post-9/11 era (wow).

HYDRA: Perhaps you're the sort of 'Cossack' which facilitates this sort of global 'game' theory/sportsmanship-IQ.

CAPTAIN AMERICA (Steve Rogers): Life's a treasure, and there's lots of toys; we keep lines of cool, and capitalism is chess.

When Steve Rogers returned home a valiant hero as the now-famous Captain America, the pro-football spirits activity in anticipation of the Super Bowl featuring high-soaring eagles and pouncing panthers welcomed the 'good-cap action hero' and hoped that the reign of terrorism since the invasion of the American Homeland would eventually be diluted to the form of 'ripple' so as to foster the continued pre-9/11 festivity we'd seen at the turn of the new millennium, and arguably, on New Year's Day 2000!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Perhaps we all remember the Rams Super Bowl win in 2000 and how the new era offered 'cool' chess-IQ.

GIRLFRIEND: I got you these D-Energizers for your toys/gizmos for Xmas, sweetie.

ROGERS: That's excellence; I need those darn batteries; Americans make better batteries than anyone on Earth!

GIRLFRIEND: Yeah...there's nothing like our great American batteries.

ROGERS: It's one of those 'vestiges' of American superiority still obviously secure/fun, eh?

GIRLFRIEND: Yeah, my uncle worked for Duracell/Rayovac (ha).

ROGERS: Thanks so much, this is more thoughtful than you might think; Captain Rogers would say, "Energizer is you."

HYDRA: We'll destroy the United States, with some cool checkmate or another; Captain America will melt in the snow.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)