Lantern/Arrow: Vancouver Tree

Two cool super heroes tackle a bandit-squad of copycat-terrorists in British-Columbia for traffic-chess and Earth-Ego.

A cool post World Cup fable fanfiction/adaptation (North American) of Green Lantern/Arrow (DC Comics). Thanks for reading (and Merry Christmas!), 

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Welcome to Vancouver (British-Columbia) where globalism-rhetoric and social-media/consumerism culture caters to much sports fanfare surrounding ice-hockey and cyber-markets and requires serious forms of commerce-life defenses in the department of modern era surfaced 'troubles' regarding blood-diamond smuggling and gem-market insurance woes, drawing in two special 'media-world characters' (a movie-industry man named Oliver Queen and a cyber-blogger sports-fan 'vigilante' fellow named Hal Jordan). Welcome to Vancouver, where traffic and consumerism is as important/vibrant as social-media (e.g., Facebook-chess).

Hal Jordan is actually the super-hero named Green Lantern and his partner-vigilante/hero Oliver Queen is actually the super-hero named Green Arrow. Lantern/Arrow compose the special team/duo of crime-examination in 'troubled' Vancouver (British-Columbia) where sports-media/market 'treasures' like a 'fantastic' (Upper Deck) Daniel Sedin rookie-card (ice-hockey!) re-presents a commerce/consumerism/cyber 'chess' ideation of the controls in overground capitalism playgrounds.

GREEN LANTERN (Hal Jordan): I own this Sedin-rookie (Upper Deck) 'masterpiece' of sports-treasures, Queen.

GREEN ARROW (Oliver Queen): Excellence; we may 'stalemate' any cyber-terrorist destabilizing sports-commerce online, eh?

Jordan (Lantern), a cyber-blogging vigilante, presented comics-tales of sportsmanship and post Cold-War chess intrigue for stalemate programs in education for youth regarding commerce-driven globalism rhetoric and anti-terrorism ideations (wow). Queen (Arrow), a movie-industry fellow, cast special storytellers-IQ for media-world movies/documentaries about the quality of capitalism-defenses on Planet Earth, so we'd prepare for human race excellence duty in the case of a dreaded dangerous hostile Martian invasion (aliens!) threatening all 'forms' of Earth-society social-media Ego securities (hmm).

LANTERN: Maybe all this social-media 'jazz' contributes to a modern world-sense of photo-IQ driven network optimism, no?

ARROW: Sure; in fact, we've boasted and offer 'toast' to the modern cyber-universe of street-traffic mind capitalism brain.

INTERPOL (Euro-Vision): Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchange and makes 'rogue' finance woes.

Unfortunately for Jordan/Queen (Lantern/Arrow), Vancouver (British-Columbia) is suddenly 'beset' by a new masked media-psychosis threat, a unit of masked psychopaths modeling themselves after an iconic kids' superhero TV-series (Power-Rangers) and using acid-weapons to create burns/vandalism all over the good city as a major sports-event for the Vancouver city ice-hockey team and media-investor/affiliate statements regarding commercial life in British-Columbia approaches (wow).

LANTERN: You think these 'Rangers' copycat-psychos mean real evil with their acid-weapons, Queen?
ARROW: Sure; we'll have to 'corral' them by drawing them into a trap concerning media-messages about a playground dare.

That's just what Lantern/Arrow planned as they made a social-media post about daring the 'Rangers-psychos' to a Vancouver university recreation-center, to see if they'd be willing to challenge them to a video-recorded athletics-gymnastics 'contest' to see if they had the 'physique' to make Vancouver social-media messages about the 'strength' and 'honor' of the North American city vitality/energy it so needed.

RANGERS (Terrorists): We'd no idea we'd fail in the gymnastics challenge, but Lantern/Arrow made us feel like children (ugh).

With this immaculate/fantastic triumph of chess-stalemate, Lantern/Arrow diluted the dark mystique of the Rangers-psychos in troubled British-Columbia and restored all commercial/traffic faith as the sports-event of great media value approached in the 'fare' city of Vancouver.

LANTERN: We win...once more.

ARROW: Hail to the 'gods' of transit-insight, eh?
LANTERN: Certainly!

CYBER-COMIC (Fanzine, Vancouver): Lantern/Arrow offer this city a sense of 'old-world' cartoon daylight(s) we'd forgotten!

RANGERS (Prison-Statement): "We're treated now for criminal-insanity and watch Lantern/Arrow (social-media) cheer toys!"

LANTERN (Hal Jordan): I got us a Monopoly board-game for a Saturday's Eve exercise in recreational capitalism chess fun!

ARROW (Oliver Queen): Excellence; all this Earth-race capitalism IQ would draw the envy-eyes of Martians, no?

LANTERN: Certainly.

THE POST (USA): Lantern/Arrow attend an iconic Viking-exercise (football!) to cheer their lady-friend cheerleaders on Earth.

CHEERLEADERS: We root out the 'darkness' and uplift the daylights of the Lantern/Arrow 'crusade' for cool Viking-cool (ha).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)