Twin-Peaks: Alien Doorbell (TV-Fanfiction)

Venger the Venusian (sorcerer) narrates his 'dark-mystical' journey to the Colorado-Earth snowy Xmas-town of Twin Peaks where adventure crosses the 'human' Ego.

An Xmas-setting fanfic/adaptation of Twin Peaks (David Lynch) featuring the soul-searching antihero cartoon sorcerer avatar Venger (Dungeons & Dragons). Enjoy (and thanks for reading!), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of media/TV fanfiction offers no specific/commercial/legal views tied to the Twin Peaks series/franchise and is therefore cast as purely a work of personal storytelling/translation and all images contained herein offer no formal intersection (of theme/representation). 

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My name's Venger, and I'd been the lone sorcerer on the 'desolate' planet Venus atop my only companion/vizier, my 'dark horse' named Nightmare who usually flew around the planet on his own and eventually advised me to seek a 'human adventure' on Earth, disguising myself as a humanoid-prince to study the design/brilliance and 'chess' of the human world. I decided to follow his advice and left Venus and became the human Earth-prince 'Amlan Satan' and settled in Colorado with my diamonds-assets and set-up show in a snowy Xmas-town and began this journey and learned about 'social-media' culture on Earth-world, of cartoons/cinema and Facebook-chess and MTV (ha). However, this story is not normal. Follow along, friends, in this time-capsule buried journal expression (wow).

COLORADO PIANO SHOP OWNER: So, this cream-white Kawaii-upright (piano) should 'accent' your new home nicely for Xmas.

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): This is so lovely, and it'll draw in some nice female courtesans for the snowy holiday-season, right.

COLORADO SHOP OWNER: I can see you're a 'prince' of astounding vigor/dash --- I'll make you a Twin Peaks deal ($8K).

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): Done and done, good fellow; put a white ribbon on it for me, and I'll email your shop an e-accolade!

COLORADL SHOP OWNER: Now that's cool stuff, Mr. Satan; thank you, sir.

So, I settled into the snowy Xmas-town of 'Twin Peaks' in Colorado that winter season and began my special Earth-settlement/expression or 'journey' and then began to discover 'stranger' magic in Colorado, and that's what this journal 'report' concerns --- discovery of unusual magic or unanticipated metaphysics energies.

SPORTS-CARDS SHOP OWNER: I can see, Mr. Satan, you mean to offer cool trades with my collections here in Twin-Peaks!

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): Indeed; I've a 'fantastic' John Olerud (Upper Deck) rookie-card to exchange for your Ryne Sandberg.

SPORTS-CARDS SHOP OWNER: It's a markup to be sure, but your Olerud, of which I'm 'certain' you've a replica, is very good!

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): Then it's settled, good fellow --- an Olerud for a Sandberg for Twin-Peaks shop-customer street-chess.

SPORTS-CARDS SHOP OWNER: Excellence; thank you, sir.

ESMERELDA (Girlfriend): I knew you for just 1 week and got your romance-card in my hotmail; you're a cool customer.

VENGER: I just want you to get over your divorce, darling Ezzy, here in Twin Peaks.

EZZY: My husband, a war-veteran returned home after injury, simply vanished, Amlan.

VENGER: I heard...I'm your new war-writer now, darling Ezzy; I'll make some cool cyber-comics patriot-war tales for kids!

EZZY: Man, I want to help you write that; if you kiss me.

VENGER: I'm posting your photo on social-media with a caption, "My cowriter accord included an Xmas-romanticism game."

Ezzy/I took-in a Netflix download of the cannibalism history film Alive (Ethan Hawke) and I became her post-divorce Twin Peaks Earth prince ('Amlan Satan'), but I'd not been able to confide in her my secret Venusian origin. She found me confident and I found her warm and sunny, friends. Incidentally, Alive was a 'premonition' of stranger things to come in Twin Peaks (Colorado, USA).

EZZY: First, I'll get you supermarket Chessmen cookies for your pre-Xmas romance evening with me, Satan.

VENGER: Call me Amlan, darling.

EZZY: Alright!

EZZY: Now, try these homemade baked Chessmen treats I made myself for the weekend, Amlan Satan.

VENGER: Very good.

I got Ezzy's son (from her first marriage to her 'vanished' war-veteran husband Stanley) Damian a 'cool' Alien sci-fi horror franchise action-figure 'Xenomorph' dragon-being toy for that Xmas, and it came to life out of the blue, perhaps because of some strange Twin Peaks 'wind' of superstition-magic or perhaps because Damian had wished it to come to life after the sad disappearance of his father Stanley.

DAMIAN: I swear to the gods the alien toy came to life and scurried out our front door mail-slot, guys.

EZZY/VENGER: We believe you, Damian!

DAMIAN: Amlan...please go hunt that thing down now; it's 'pure' evil.

VENGER: I'm your new dad and won't let Twin Peaks come to harm, Damian (my son).

Prior to the bizarre alien-life encounter, Ezzy/I met some dashing new residents in Twin Peaks at their new Xmas-house gathering of young adults during which we all got very drunk off egg-nog and during which they shockingly told us they were 'Martians' disguised as humanoids to hunt down an alien 'presence-force' bringing toys to life to scare children, and we thought they were drunks/insane, but now their premonition was accurate/confirmed by Damian, and we ran to their house to ask them for help. The household of new residents with this 'fantastic' and now 'incompletely certain' claim called themselves the Rockers.

ROCKER: We believe you, Amlan Satan; come in, we'd just been making Xmas-adult cheer-tales on social-media; come-in!

DAMIAN: Did you get that 'alien' thing, Amlan?
VENGER: We did, with the help of those 'mysterious' Rocker-household, Damian; thank goodness!

DAMIAN: So, we're all safe (now).

VENGER: Indeed...thanks to their snow-forestry trekking expertise; we believe they're Martians here to help protect us.

DAMIAN: Why don't you/mom write a cyber-comic adventure tale of Twin Peaks about them, Amlan?
VENGER: That's a cool notion, for social-media, right (alright)?

EZZY: You got Damian a rocket-ship toy to replace the 'dragon' presence-toy he got first, eh?
VENGER (Amlan Satan): If this toy comes to life, no one will be frightened, at least!

EZZY: Alright!

DAMIAN: This is the 'perfect' Twin Peaks toy replacement for our Xmas-tree, Amlan.

VENGER: Someday...you might call me dad.

That's my Twin Peaks story/time-capsule adventure of currently 'mystical' proportion. I intend to marry Esmerelda and Damian shall become my son. We'll have a great Twin Peaks life together and endure more oddities/adventures but do it together (hopefully!). The Rockers remain in our Colorado snow-town, and we believe they're guardians from another dimension. Perhaps they'll discover my 'alien' origins as well, and as an Earth-prince of social-media direction (e.g., Facebook-chess), I've become a 'master' of Twin Peaks quiche expression (ha), and Ezzy loves me like a human (wow).

"There are things you can't get anywhere… but we dream they can be found in other people" (Twin Peaks).

"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen" (Twin Peaks).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)