Vigilante-Santa: Windy City (USA)

Narrated 'deed' of a Chicago idealist envisioning 'stranger' forms of urban-Xmas consumerism rhetoric for post-9/11 era diary.

A vigilantism-theme for Xmas capitalism, inspired by multiple media! Happy Holiday shopping to all (and thanks for reading), 

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What's the special quality of being part of the capitalist human race(?), I wondered as I wrote my cyber-tales of capitalism defenses in the post-9/11 era in the Windy-City (United States) and toast my special pro-football spirits replica-set of Randall Cunningham post-Eagles career Super Bowl ambition-symbolic 'Strike-Force' (Upper Deck) Viking-QB cards in the city of 'legendary' pro-football cheers, especially during Xmas (wow).

CARD-MARKET EVALUATOR (Merchant/Store-Owner): There's nothing highly-priced/valuated about these Cunningham-cards.

ME (Amlan Satan): I disagree, sir; this original red-print and the silver-edition replica-print are Super Bowl ambition-cards!

MERCHANT: Super Bowl ambition-cards, you say, good fellow (why)?
ME: Well, Randall Cunningham was an Eagles (Philly) celebrity and went to Minnesota (late-career) for a Bowl-title ambition!

MERCHANT: Oh, I see...these are 'diamond' treasures symbolic of 'optimism' in this modern era of free-agency/trade-money.

ME: Excellence; the red 'original' print belongs to me, and the silver-edition replica-print/card is my brother's treasure.

MERCHANT: Perhaps this sibling-rivalry(?) replica-set of 'Strike-Force' Cunningham (Viking-QB) cards is 'capitalism' chess/IQ?

ME: That's why I'd hoped you'd valuate them 'high' for this Xmas-shopping season in the challenging Windy City (USA)!

MERCHANT: Alright...if we make ourselves 'idealists' in Chicago...then I'd say football-fun would cast these cards as diamonds!

ME: That's what I hoped to hear, good sir...excellence (thanx).

I ran home and made a special Windy-City cyber-comics tale of GI-Joe storytelling (Fanfiction) in which a vacationing member of the covert paramilitary unit of the Western-world was visited by a rogue ex-IRA member and financier of blood-diamond interception operations ('Shadow') wished to create a team-mission in British Columbia to erase smuggling/insurance corruption with diamonds during the Xmas-season of social-media blogs/comments about 'vigilantism' and cinema-storytelling about capitalism-defenses in the post-9/11 era (ha)!

My name's Amlan Satan, and I collect sports-treasures like my Strike-Force Cunningham-QB Super Bowl ambition-symbolic Viking-team transfer (Upper Deck) set (1999). I use treasures/symbols of cast ideas about the quality of post-9/11 era capitalism ideology creating commerce-life bridges to pluralism/securities in this emerged era of piracy/terrorism woe(s) and share my comics-storyboards with others on social-media (hmm).

I had a dream one night while sleeping that I became a 'vigilante-Santa' in the Windy City and was guided by my 'faerie' spirit and friend/counselor Angelia and we'd go and try to swap some lifted blood-diamonds stored in a Chicago bank safe-box with some jewels from a Windy-City diamond-store for 'cool' social-media commentary-AD.

ANGELIA: This will be our Crusade for Xmas-diamond shoppers' insurance cheer, my dear vigilante-Santa (chess).

We broke into the store in the Saturday of this dream-sleep adventure and traded our blood-diamonds with some great Xmas-consumerism treasures with the merchant/owner and promised we'd post his photos of the store-exchange(s) on social-media (Internet) in Chicago (USA).

MERCHANT: This will be a daylight for diamond-insurance journals in the challenged Windy-City, Vigilante-Santa (haha).

We left for the cool merchant in Chicago a youth-doodle of ourselves, vigilante-Santa and his faerie-muse/guide/confidante (Angelia). We hoped this would enhance our social-media AD for diamond-insurance chatter in the streets of the challenged Windy-City during the Xmas-shoppers season of snow and ice and gems for great mice (haha).

CHICAGO POST (Cyber-Commentary): Is this vigilante-Santa for real, as he's reminding us of cool GI-Joe comics for Xmas-IQ?

When I woke from this lucid-dream experience and adventure with Angelia as the vigilante-Santa of the Windy-City (United States), I decided to post some excellent social-media stories about using an Alien sci-fi/horror franchise themed chess-set to cast fantasy-tales of humans of capitalism-defense challenging adversarial Martians in chess-play, seeking stalemate-conditions of IQ for sovereignty-accords to 'secure' our great human race as defender of commercial contracts (or material-science).

"We need to revise our economic thinking to give full value to our natural resources. This revised economics will stabilize both the theory and the practice of free-market capitalism. It will provide business and public policy with a powerful new tool for economic development, profitability, and the promotion of the public good" (Paul Hawken).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)