Venger's American

A Story by Abishai100

The Venusian sorcerer journeys to Earth to venture into capitalism-chess but decides (rather) to seek a more Ego-calming life of Miami-expression.

An Earth-journey fable featuring the cartoon sorcerer antihero avatar Venger (Dungeons & Dragons), which I hope you like (and Happy Holidays!),

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The lone sorcerer of Venus, Venger, conversed with his only consultant-companion, his dark horse Nightmare, and decided to travel to Earth to become a humanoid 'prince' named Amlan Satan in Miami (United States) to immerse himself into social culture with other humanoids and learn about social-media imagination and leave Nightmare on Venus to inherit the wonder planet.

VENGER: I shall miss you, Nightmare, but you're the king of Venus now, and I'll be watching human-media cartoons/cinema.

NIGHTMARE: Cool!

When Venger got to Earth and became an princely investor of the diamond-market in Miami (United States), he started learning about conflict-zone gem-mining in Africa corrupting global diamond markets and sullying the insured gem-highways from British Columbia to Northern Ireland (wow).

VENGER: I wonder what Nightmare's doing on Venus (now), while I'm learning about capitalism-chess superstitions/woe(s).

NIGHTMARE: I bet that sorcerer's discovering all form(s) of capitalism-troubles and hopefully will find a normal life-niche IQ!

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): I'm making social-media posts/tales of capitalism investor chess-IQ in diamond-insurance woe-fields.

He met an empress of the diamond-sales matrix intrigue and underground corruption/intrigue linked to Northern Ireland, a woman named Mia who'd been portrayed in a new Netflix-film called Diamond Kingdom (Empire Picture) and wanted to discover her ties to the loosely-named world-infiltration group (with Interpol-relation) 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA), which had generated 'quality' of expression regarding capitalism-securities on social-media among modern Earth (United States) diamond-consumers (wow).

VENGER ('Amlan Satan'): I think this danger-lady of Miami (Mia) has investment-chess ties to the Dolphins/Hurricanes media.

MIA: I didn't know you played chess and appreciated stalemate-diagrams reminiscent of the Cold-War, Mr. Satan.
AMLAN SATAN: Bond...James Bond, Mia!

MIA: Ha (very cute).

MIA: You miss your horse (Nightmare) on Venus, Venger?
AMLAN SATAN: What...how'd you think/believe such a thing, Mia?
MIA: You were whispering (last-night) in bed, darling.

AMLAN SATAN: Oh, well, yes, I'm an 'avid-fan' of Dungeons & Dragons (ha).

MIA: Oh, well, you might want to inquire of this new Miami chemical-diamonds supersaturation solid-physics study of lasers.

AMLAN SATAN: Will do, Miss Satan!

DIAMOND MERCHANT: You think our diamond-insurance bonds are corrupted by African smugglers-traffic from Euro-activity?
AMLAN SATAN (Venger): Indeed, and I wanted rather to get integrity-stones (insured) for my lady-friend (Mia), good fellow.

DIAMOND MERCHANT: You may want to inquire further with the central diamond-inspection bodies for Euro-chess/media, no?

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): Of course...posting social-media chat about gem-insurance journal-chess does requires...secrecy, ha.

DIAMOND MERCHANT: Thank you, sir (and good luck!).

MIA: You don't need all this capitalism James Bond intrigue in Miami, Venger...what you need is a girlfriend-to-marry (now)!
AMLAN SATAN: I've explained that Venger sleep-whisper was pure idolatry (cartoons); besides, I'm enjoying this sports-event.

MIA: You need a lady to settle down with and 'transcend' these James Bond curiosities about capitalism superstition chess, no?

AMLAN SATAN: Yeah...perhaps you've spotted the right doc, Miss Satan!

NIGHTMARE: I needed to contact you with telepathy, Venger.

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): What's up old friend?
NIGHTMARE: Are you still 'studying' Earth or becoming part of it, good fellow?
AMLAN SATAN (Venger): I'm under advisement from a 'danger-lady' to seek greater calm/peace, ha.

NIGHTMARE: The advisor is evil...but the advice is good, eh?
AMLAN SATAN (Venger): Yes, well, I'm currently immersed in Miami-culture and got two special sports-culture treasure-cards.

NIGHTMARE: Take the advice...invest in normal life, and write a novel story about blood-diamond insurance chess instead.

SHELBYE: You invited me to your Miami pad to introduce me to Asian-Eastern spiced sweets/treats, Mr. Satan?
VENGER: Indeed, and call me Amlan, won't you, Dolphin-girl?
SHELBYE: So how'd you come into 'dangerous liaisons' with Mia, in Miami?
VENGER: Who cares?

Two years later, we find the fully-integrated Earth-prince (Amlan Satan) married in Miami Beach (to Shelbye) and with a son for whom he's purchased a 1999 'Strike-Force' original 'red'-print edition Randall Cunningham post-Eagles career team-transfer (Viking QB) Super Bowl (Upper Deck) ambitions-profit symbolism card representative of the 'optimism' and daylights of the modern free-agency sports-market conversation/environment/Earth.

VENGER: I'll impart onto my son (Damian) the same wisdom of calm I'd been given about 'normal' cheer(s) I inherited here!

SHELBYE: This is a really 'famed' Ego-treasure (this 'Strike-Force' dandy).

VENGER: Thanks, Mrs. Satan (I love you, you know).