Shockwave: Pirate-Exercise(s)

An alien robot from Cybertron visits Earth and a special campus of 'academic' (capitalism-chess) direction!

An Earth-world capitalism-study/fantasy adventure featuring the inquisitive fictional robot-warrior Shockwave (Transformers) of a pensive quality. Thanks for reading (and enjoy!), 

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Shockwave had been the gate-guardian of the A.I. robot planet of Cybertron and decided to visit Earth and study the capitalism-psyche of the campus of Seton Hall, an iconic East Coast (United States) Catholic school devoted to balances between academics-athletics and deliver a special Xmas-consumerism message about alien-chess interests in human race capitalism Ego for 21st-Century social-media/TV culture ideations of 'wrought' socialized forms of 'serious' competition sanity.

SHOCKWAVE: I shall wander around Seton Hall (invisibly) and deliver replica-model miniatures (toys) of myself for Xmas-IQ!

The human race of capitalism was best in the new era by terrorism concerns and destabilizations in consumerism-conveniences because of natural threats to hubs of commercial traffic and life itself, and Shockwave knew iconic institutions (like Seton Hall!) were totems/diadems of the 'restoration' of social-media/consumerism culture in the United States.

SHOCKWAVE: This iconic Catholic school-campus offers much space-traffic amenity and awareness of IQ-inspiration/safety!

Sure, Seton Hall really had become an iconic United States educational environment of social-media excellence and academic balances between schoolwork and sportsmanship and was hailed as a college media sports-broadcast era of traffic-excellence/sanity, and the alien A.I. robot visitor (Shockwave) continued to wander around (invisibly!) in preparation for his model-figurine toy-presentation (of himself as a tiny robot toy replica!) for Xmas-gifting (wow).

SHOCKWAVE: I'll carefully place messages in the Seton Hall traffic about 'chess' appeal of toy-consumerism for capitalism-IQ.

He met a special Seton Hall professor named Amlan Satan who'd been contouring ideations of the 'chess' of commerce-life sports-media treasures/collectibles and why these 'gems' of capitalism-IQ symbolized an 'academic' consciousness regarding the use of labels/stickers/imagery for consumerism-imagination defenses in the era of social-media.

PROFESSOR SATAN: There's a plethora of citizenry sharing images of sports-treasures on social-media for capitalism-chats.

SHOCKWAVE: This bright Seton Hall professor seems invested in a special American baseball Olympics card for chess-defenses.

SHOCKWAVE: You're drawn a cool rook-bishop double-line leverage/balance against my queen-knight chess for stalemate.

PROFESSOR SATAN: Excellence, Shockwave, ironic that we'd carry-out this sovereignty-accord chess with a sci-fi theme!

SHOCKWAVE: Yes, your Alien-movies themed chess-set/board is quite the 'capitalist' expression (ha).

PROFESSOR SATAN: If you truly are the 'alien A.I. being' you claim to be on this private cyber-chess channel, I wish you well!

SHOCKWAVE: Thanks...I've learned much of the 'quality' of capitalism expression from your special race of globalism-chatters.

PROFESSOR SATAN: That's the right Ego (no?).

Shockwave watched as Professor Satan married his co-professor, Shelbye O'Hara, linguistics professor at Seton Hall, and they'd share a 'world-fare' representative egg-curry dish at the wedding-reception on-campus while Shockwave dropped his special miniature-model replica-toys of himself for the Xmas season before returning to his home-planet.

SHELBYE: What did you 'gain' from this chess-engagement/stalemate with this claimed 'alien' at Seton Hall, love?
PROFESSOR SATAN: There's a 'strange' beauty to afforded alias-fiction for ideations on species/race capitalism diplomacy.

SHELBYE: Sounds like a 'game' of governance examination(s).

MEGATRON (Cybertron's Commander): So what did you 'gather' from your Earth-chess spy-game, Shockwave?

SHOCKWAVE: There's a 'good-cadence' to capitalism-gamesmanship for the human race of Ego-media, Megatron my Lord.

MEGATRON: Good...perhaps your chess-accord with this 'Professor Satan' prince-fellow allows us safe-distance for study!

SHOCKWAVE: Yes, Megatron; I shall continue to watch this 'human race' with great Ego-definition (ha).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)