Normal-Mailer: Capitalist/Echelon*

A Story by Abishai100

Narrated 'deed' of an alien from Venus who's integrated into Earth-society and muses about capitalism, humility, recovery, and the romantic Ego.

An offbeat 'capitalism love-tale' inspired very loosely by My Stepmother Is an Alien (Kim Basinger). Thanks for reading (and Merry Christmas),

DISCLAIMER: All the images herein offer no official/legal ties to any representative/alluded person(s)/body and therefore comprise a purely personal (fictional) exercise or diary-creative work in society definition(s).

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I'd been living in New England as a cyber-blogger and princely inheritor of fortunes in the Western-world and casting capitalism-fortune fables about the 'chess' of commerce-life securities in the post-9/11 era and wanted to present two special sports-media/market 'treasures' --- a pro-football spirits replica-card set of Randall Cunningham post-Eagles career team-transfer 'Strike-Force' (Viking-QB) Super Bowl ambitions-symbolism prints (Upper Deck). Hopefully, this would cast consumerism/media for modern times on Earth as a 'chess' expression of life/Ego direction (wow).

However, no one knew I was actually a Venusian alien and sorcerer named Venger who traveled to Earth to become this cyber-blogging 'prince' with special capitalism-chess life ideations on the securities of modern Western-world securities/Ego. I took the Earth-prince name Amlan Satan and adopted special community-values inquiry sets to cast my two special pro-football sports-card treasures, the 'fantastic' Strike-Force (Upper Deck) Cunningham-QB Super Bowl ambitions-symbolism print treasures (a wondrous 'original' red-print edition and a 'cool' replica silver-edition print). I wanted to use Western social-media/Selfie storytelling/sharing/chat 'culture' to talk about post-9/11 era Earth ideations of 'human' expressions of commercial life vanities (hmm).

SHELBYE (Girlfriend): I made you this wonderful world-fare egg-curry dish to aid your 'swift' recovery from your injury, Satan.

ME (Venger/'Amlan Satan'): I regret the untimely accident for the Xmas-season, that too with Rocky-skates; you're my faerie!

SHELBYE: Just impressed by all this social-life cyber-work you're doing from recovery-bed for American capitalism/patriotism.

ME: I do it for you, honey-bee, and for that egg-curry of yours/ours (wow).

I wonder if Martians invaded Earth and didn't pursue this more 'patriotic' Crusade for social-media defenses/advocacy of capitalism-ethos on Earth, would they mock our 'human' sensibility about commerce-life Ego humilities that make for 'consumerism' charms and indulgences and comforts (e.g., Poker-TV)? I wouldn't share in their narcissistic evaluations, for I've been on a special/private mindset for commerce-consciousness intellectualism of sorts (hmm).

SHELBYE: Do you think the Eagles will reach the Super Bowl this season, Satan?
ME: Of course; would accent my works with my Randall Cunningham Super Bowl ambitions treasure-card replica-set, no?
SHELBYE: You should unwind this weekend with the Eagles game and think/write less about capitalism-defense.

ME: It's all for life-consumerism and sports-media human expression, honey-bee...but you're right (of course!).

So I'm taking Shelbye's advice and unwinding from all this capitalism-defense work and maybe going to use a 'cool' Alien-invader themed chess-set this weekend to cast a cool fable about human race expressions of sovereign self-defense for cheers of capitalism on Earth and why it reflects our socialized sports 'spirits' of choreographed fitness for commercial life/Ego and general media-market imagery (e.g., competition cinema/toys!).

I even posted a photo of my weary recovery-bed condition, my poor broken knee, suffered from an ice-fall and creating my newfound 'human' contemplation of a more comfort-rich life with Shelbye.

SHELBYE: The key to bed-recovery for broken bones is milk-and-honey.

ME: Of course...

I look sick and weary, but I'm recovering now with the solid aid of my faerie-queen, and I'm excited about this relaxation-weekend of pro-football spirits and alien-fantasy chess-defense storytelling for casual media-entertainment on cyber-forums and wondering if the Eagles will win the Super Bowl (once more!) and make more Selfie-imagery of Philly-area fans watching sports from home (on Earth-TV!).

SHELBYE: Sometimes, I get this 'funny' feeling you're not a human...but some kind of alien being, Satan.
ME: Maybe I'm a Venusian with an 'agenda' for Randall Cunningham 'Strike-Force' treasure-tales for capitalism-chess Ego, eh?

SHELBYE: You're a cutie-human nonetheless, Satan.

ME: Of course...we'll get married, and we'll have a son, and I'll gift him the 'original' red-print edition of the Strike-Force pair.

SHELBYE: Of course.

I wonder now what my Xmas season of cyber-work would've been had I not suffered that horrifying Rocky-skates accident resulting in the tragic bone-break and requiring bed-recovery and humbled capitalism-chess presentation-work as my faerie-queen took care of me (wow).

VENGER (Diary): The truth of beauty or my newfound Catholic faith and love of chess (altogether) is the 'image' of capitalism.