Gotham Day: Satan's Kitchen

Can a Gotham-prince (Amlan Satan) and his vigilante-lady (Batgirl) save pro-football spirits in the city from terrorist-assurance(s)?

A Super Bowl season patriotism-epic (fanfiction) of (adapted) Batman (DC Comics) lore for Xmas-Saturday morning cheer(s). Hope you enjoy, 

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Two special replica-cards of pro-football spirits in the Western-world, a 'cool' Strike-Force Randall Cunningham post-Eagles career double-set team-transfer (Viking-QB) Super Bowl ambition-symbolic 'magic' prints (original red print; replica silver-edition print) by Upper Deck (company!) were suddenly cast into a Gotham City media-capitalism 'chess-stalemate' frenzy when super-villains (Joker/Scarecrow/etc.) wanted to cast this magic-double as a source for terrorism inspirations as the Super Bowl approached during the Xmas-2022 season.

JOKER: Cunningham departed from the Philly-Eagles and this double-set (1999) was made in honor of Super Bowl ambition!

SCARECROW: Philly-fans were heart-broken, and team-transfer Super Bowl ambition sports-media treasure symbols are chess.

Sure, the modern sports-media market era of broadcast social-activity and capitalism-chess is a hallmark of the Western-world of TV-convenience culture and lifestyle-consumerism in the post-9/11 era of commerce-life bridges to worldwide peace, but the super-villains of 'darkened' Gotham City hoped to extract this 'human race' spirit of competition-lore and media-excellence and create a 'sports-card treasure' source for instillation of fears of social-media life sanity (wow).

How would the good folks of Gotham City endure this horrid Xmas-time darkness and get to the otherwise media/market friendly Super Bowl festivities following the lit-up public-ice skating 'rich' Xmas-season of 2022, following the subsidence of the longtime Coronavirus tribulation(s)? This was the question answered by the vigilante duet known as Batman/Batgirl, the heroic 'saviors' of the dark city.

BATMAN: If these evil insane folks wish to turn sports-treasures into social-media 'frenzy' for Gotham, we'll reverse the wheel.

BATGIRL: Yeah...we need a 'cool' chess-stalemate ideation of the 'color(s)' of urban-media/traffic IQ for youthful capitalism!

Since the time of the 'trauma' of 9/11, when anti-Western terrorists destroyed the global commerce symbolic World Trade Center (NY) with hijacked passenger airplanes, Americans had become 'on-edge' about homeland securities regarding traffic and everyday commerce-life, and this new threat to Gotham regarding the 'misuse' and 'misrepresentation' of the 'cool' Strike-Force Cunningham-QB Super Bowl ambition-symbolic pro-football spirits replica-card set (Upper Deck) would create a 'return-shadow' of that dark day when planes and fire covered the sky-zones of the commanding United States (wow).

JOKER: I'm hosting an 'immaculate' Saturday-night 'fever' event in Gotham for all the bad-folks hoping to aid us in this Hell!

HARLEY-QUINN: Yes; and as Joker's 'immaculate' and beloved damsel-sidekick, I promise the Super Bowl will burn for all (ha).

The worst monkey-wrench in this Gotham equation against Super Bowl youthful capitalism-chess/marketing for social-media spirits in America was an eerie 'alien' named Ra's al Ghul, a Hungarian blood-diamond investor who was rumored in the underground/streets to himself be a disguised Martian! Perhaps his forays into the dark-side of capitalism-chess cast him as the ideal 'nonhuman' in street-lore, and Batman/Batgirl knew and understood this was the super-villain whose terrorist-mystique of pure race insanity was the first priority for deconstruction.

BATMAN: I challenge you to a 'public' avatar-use cyber-game of stalemate-chess conditions play, Ra's (you snake!).

RA'S: Clever, Batman...I hear rumors (on social-media) you're that idealist-blogger prince Amlan Satan and accept the dare.

BATMAN: Excellence, Ra's; perhaps we'll expose your 'black-hand' for this sovereignty chess-accord as a man of 'method' acts.

RA'S: Ha.

SCARECROW: I don't want to be left-behind in this mad-city party of Super Bowl destruction, Gotham...I'll deliver poisons!

BATGIRL: Looks like your secret cyber-vision of Xmas-season youth-league exhibition ice-hockey are suspended, Satan.

AMLAN SATAN ('Batman'): Bad news, Batgirl; add to it that Ra's guesses my civil-ID now as a Gotham-prince; we'll still triumph.

Triumph they did at first truly as this Gotham prince (Amlan Satan) who really was the great Batman achieved that miracle chess-stalemate in a public-cyber forum against the villainous 'Martian' (Ra's al Ghul) and delivered that sacred Xmas-season in Gotham a special micro-spice/dash of social-media spirits for local sports optimism (and photo-share!).

BATGIRL: Good work, Batman...we've still got work to do.

RA'S (Cyber-Statement): I'm gifting Gotham city schools a special Alien-invader chess-set/toy for Xmas after the stalemate.

BATGIRL: Seems Ra's has good intentions here at least for the reception of the gift prior to his promised exile/departures!

BATMAN: Good; excellence (wow).

Amlan Satan really was the Batman, and he had to now swoop into the Gotham football training exhibition area ahead of the Super Bowl festivities in Gotham City alongside Batgirl, fully-geared/masked and using a special 'acid-gun' to prepare for the helicopter-entrance of the villainously insane Scarecrow who'd appear with his toxic gas bombs above the football stadium skies.

AMLAN SATAN (Batman): We'll erase Scarecrow's copter-scene with acid shots to the blades and use social-media (newsies!).

BATGIRL: It's a cool-honor for us (Batman/I) to announce the expulsion of the terrorists and delivery of commemoration SI-magazine issues featuring a past-gen nod to Viking-lore reflective of the 'real' greatness of the 'fantastic' Randall Cunningham Strike-Force post-Eagles career team-transfer (Viking-QB) replica-set of sports-market 'treasure' cards (for champion-storywriters!).

SCARECROW: Damn; locked away to Arkham criminal-insanity cell once more, and once more by that 'dashing' Batman-dude.

AMLAN SATAN: Ahead of the Super Bowl, we're hosting a wonderful world-fare eatery event at the Wingate-Hotel for Gotham!

RA'S AL GHUL (Martian?): Batman/Batgirl carried Super Bowl miracle/event, but they still think I'm 'alien' (and non-exiled?).

GOTHAM POST: What would be that dark premonition of Super Bowl stadium proceeding, had Batman/Batgirl failed us all?

Well, the bright-message of this Super Bowl miracle-tale concerns the follow-up to this incredible heroics by Batman/Batgirl involving the 'symbol-rescue/restoration' of the 'Strike-Force' Cunningham-QB replica-card set (for sports social-media and capitalism-chess!) which had been a rather wonderful cyber-comics mosaic of fan-writes capturing all the magic of this Gotham salvation...for sportsmanship....and Americans!

BATMAN: They made you look way cooler than me, Batgirl (wow).

"Nice entrance. Either you've never heard of a door; or, you just like pulling glass out of your short" (Joker cyber-comment on the Super Bowl heroics-comics).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)