Navy Station

A Story by Abishai100

A consumerism-consciousness parody featuring a daily-imagination about 'wrought' distances to sanity/escapism.

A consumerism fantasy parody, inspired by My Blue Heaven (Steve Martin). Thanks for reading (and Happy New Year's),

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Amlan Satan liked to collect commerce-life Ego-treasures of a particular color ---navy-blue. Well, sometimes he collected things generically blue of color but many of navy-blue color, as he simply felt the symbolic/reflective color, representative of school/military uniforms, cool-somber tones of emotion, memories of dark blue water, and of course of the US Navy itself or the Navy football team (college) broadcast on American-TV. He even posted Selfies with himself in jackets/shirts of navy/blue colors.

AMLAN SATAN: I'm a princely-inheritor of fortunes in America and use my resources at Wingate (hotel) to make cyber-tales.

What made the color 'blue' so particularly special or magical to this prince of Earth 'chess' imagination and cyber-posts in the Selfie-culture of the Western-world and capitalist human race stories on the world-Internet? He happened to be a graduate of Dartmouth (Ivy-League) of which the school-spirit color happened to be a big green, but he was a fan of Seton-Hall/Duke broadcast-NCAA sports (USA) which both boasted/toasted 'solid' blue team-spirit uniform colors (wow).

AMLAN SATAN: Seton-Hall and Duke had a sibling rivalry in the 1990s, the Hurleys, in opposing blue-uniforms for TV-chess!

Yes, blue was such an important color for this princely blogger of America that he even bought a special Xmas-themed chess-set/toy with a blue-colored team/side and used it to play against himself, imagining that the opposing 'grey' colored-side/team was somehow 'evil' or 'alien' or a mystery-message, while he'd cast himself as the 'hero-blue' axes of motion/intelligence (ha).

AMLAN SATAN: This Xmas-chess set/toy is greatly blue in color for my team/side, and I'll always win (somehow); I'm just blue.

When Prince Satan got himself a horror-comics/media extracted avatar-figurine sculptured doll-toy/muse and named it Anna, his mother (Nina) really began to worry, concerned that his 'blue-hypnotized' cyber-blogging son of America had become 'fixated' on the metaphysics of life-designs and toy choreography and perhaps become himself requiring some serious 'exorcism' for the spirits of simple life Ego (hmm).

MOM: Maybe what you need is a doll or souvenir or something 'dazzling' in Red; just to forget about obsession with treasures.

DIARY: Alright, mom, I'll make a special collection of toy-robot imagery/art of blue-and-red color-blends not to indulge total!

Despite his mother's insistence that Prince Satan had become a man hypnotized by his 'Navy-Station' cyber-posts/arts/imagery, he continued secretly and sometimes even 'unconsciously' to indulge in his love of the color of blue or navy-blue, going to far (sometimes) to get special consumerism 'gems' like sports-trading cards of some blue-relation color or specifically blue color (e.g., Kansas City Royals baseball cards of Bo Jackson; Randall Cunningham purple-colored Viking-team football cards with blue-colored protective cases!).

AMLAN SATAN: I can't evade the notion I've become a duty-messenger of the patriotic-values of the blue-color (capitalism!).