Spider-Verse of the Matriarch

A Story by Abishai100

Spider-Man must multitask on Earth while seeking 'natural wisdom' from Aunt May while a surfacing super villain offers 'more' Ego-ripple(s).

A nod to Spider-Man (Marvel Comics) media as the New Year approacheth. Thanks for reading!

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Peter Parker worked as a photojournalist for the Bugle in America but doubled as a blood-diamond operationalist vigilante known as Spider-Man and inspired some pretty cool masquerade-vigilantism comics-tales on social-media (wow).

His caretaking relative, Aunt May, hoped Peter Parker would leave this world of dark heroics and dangers and settle down with a nice woman but had no idea his life was about to be complicated by two women, both vigilantes, one more 'rogue' in America, requiring his beloved Aunt May to offer Peter/Spider-Man some more creative ideations on use of social-media 'arts' to retreat from a 'James Bond' life of vulnerability (hmm).

AUNT MAY: You're using water-gun toys filled with hot acid for a blood-diamond operation in a Queens-bank for theater-chess?

SPIDER-MAN: That's right, Aunt-May, and I can't fail lest these diamond-barons from Euro-darkness create rings for stalemate!

AUNT MAY: Oh, Peter Parker, when will you just settle-down with a woman to share Sunday-TV and microwave-quiche?

BARON ION: We're taking a shipment of terrorism-finances conflict-zone gems routed from Africa to Arles (hahaha).

The two new 'ladies' in Spider-Man's life, which Aunt May feared somewhat, were Black Cat and Spiderwoman, and both were vigilante-girls, but Black Cat was more rogue/radical, and Spider-Man (Peter Parker) would have to determine which of the female faeries was more the ally and which more the axe-of-Hell.

BLACK CAT: What's wrong Spidey...blood-diamonds bringing out the goosebumps in your city-night pupils now (ha)?

SPIDER-WOMAN: Pay less heed to Black Cat, Spider-Man, for I'm more your 'servant' of the fine-tuned city-scape of chess-IQ.

PETER PARKER (Spider-Man): I kind of wish I had more of Aunt May's kind/wise sermons about the 'art' of human chess-Ego.

BARON ION: Damn; these theater-soaring faeries in the city skyline are foiling my scheme from Arles for a chess-stalemate!

Spider-Man and his two new lady-cohorts had the blood-diamonds shipment transported to an Oscorp center for further examinations of the scope of seized bounty for more rerouted/beneficial field study concerning diamond-laser enhancement machinery for army-exercise and this would subdue the 'darker' claim/worry/deed that diamond-insurance chords created by gem-piracy highways were being urban-spoil.

RED GOBLIN: The trio of Spidey/Cat/Spider-woman compose a heroics-deed which I'll now challenge with a 'chess' grid (ha).

The new rascal on the city skyline/scene was the super villain Red Goblin who'd now require Spider-Man to be even sharper about choreography of heroics with Black Cat and Spiderwoman, and meanwhile, Peter Parker might have sought more 'natural wisdom' from his beloved Aunt May to determine (forever!) which faerie-lady he'd escort to the Rockefeller-Xmas ice-arena for public displays of affection (and relief!).

SPIDER-WOMAN: I got you this alien-invader themed chess-set/toy for Xmas, Peter Parker (for your cyber-chess club activity)!

PETER PARKER: Wow...maybe you're the 'lady' I've been waiting to 'rescue' me from the 'dark' corners of 'alien' crime(s) now.

SPIDER-WOMAN: Hey...you should rely (more) on Aunt May for such a life-Ego decision, right?

PETER PARKER: This is cool!

BLACK CAT: We're going to an ice-skating show in New York, Peter Parker for New Year's (together!).

PETER PARKER: Alright...I'm still courting some 'proposal' from Spider-Woman (too), you know?
BLACK CAT: Just see what Aunt May thinks of all this 'American' splendor, Parker (eh?).

PETER PARKER: Thanks.

AUNT MAY: I drew you an Xmas-avatar 'elf' for gift-shopping romance/fun, but who'll you present it to, Peter Parker?
PETER PARKER: I dunno...I'm thinking Spider-Woman is simply more...human (for me).

AUNT MAY: Good.