Gender-Chess: Village Examination(s)

Narrated 'deed' of an alien-sorcerer whose visit to Earth involves a cyber-chess capitalism-reflective gender-contest drawing 'Ego' definition.

A gender 'chess-parody' inspired by Meaning of Life (Monty Python's). 

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My name's Venger, and I'm a sorcerer from Venus who traveled to Earth to become a humanoid disguised cyber-blogging writer and prince of capitalism-IQ named Amlan Satan, working in a studio-home in New England and forming a special cyber-chess society called New-Porcellian for social-media activity representing a Western-society imagery of gender cartoons (ha).

NEW-PORCELLIAN: We're casing special chess-contests only between the genders and using symbolic chess-sets for the Ego!

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): I'm the AntiChrist gender-advocate of capitalism-competition stories using chess for gender-humor.

My competitors in this cyber-chess examination of the nature of competition between the genders are anonymous alias-avatar using female sirens of competition-class and education in the quality of chess and its applications to capitalism-IQ in Western society (United States).

NEW-PORCELLIAN: We're using 9/11 resilience imagery for the gender chess-contest(s) to make a 'cool' story about the Ego.

FEMALE CONTESTANT: Satan boasts a Randall Cunningham ex-Eagles (Viking-QB) football-card replica-set treasure (trophy!).

Hey, you need a sportsmanship 'treasure' like my Upper-Deck Super Bowl ambition team-transfer (Randall Cunningham post-Eagles career) QB replica set of pro-football spirits cards for trophy casing in this gender-cyber contest representative of capitalism 'class' in Western-society, to inspire women to defeat me and claim one of the print-editions (the red original or the silver-edition replica print!). They're both fantastic, but I prefer the red-original, but the femme-fatale who manages to stalemate the likes of me (Venger!) in cyber-chess may choose which print their son may deem the more 'wonderful' for the chess-defenses of capitalism-theory (wow).

FEMALE CONTESTANT: This guy Satan's quite a blast/humorous, and no woman's managed to defeat/stalemate him (yet!).

There's been multiple great contestants in the New-Porcellian capitalism-gender 'game' for chess storyboards, and this is way cooler than the Fisher-Spassky rivalry of 'social media' during the iconic if troubling Cold-War era of competition journals. In fact, the femme-sirens advocating the defeat of Venger, me, Amlan Satan, in this Earth-race game shall be considered the modern 'cheerleaders' of gender-based game arts (ha).

VENGER (Journal): Games represent war; they capture political-IQ; they remind us that genders may compete for edge(s)!

We know the Fisher-Spassky (USA-USSR) Cold-War chess-rivalry social media was way cooler than the WWII Olympics boxing spotlight on American champ Joe Louis, and since chess is like war/politics in synchrony for intelligence-storytelling, this New-Porcellian gender-chess contest (New England) shall surpass anything Fischer-Spassky trophies offered us for the 'journals' of cool competition-class (or Freudian Ego!).

VENGER (Journal): Cold-War chess was a diadem of evolution, but this gender-chess cyber-game is a staff of cartoonists.

So who'll be crowned the Queen of Evil who will stalemate/defeat me, Venger, Amlan Satan, in this New-Porcellian cyber-chess society 'journal' of competition-class representing capitalism ideals? Will it be a fashion-model, a princess, a nurse, a schoolteacher, a policewoman, a comedian, a businesswoman, an artist, a doctor, a politician...or perhaps...a nun?

FEMALE CONTESTANT: Whoever takes down Satan will be crowned the 'nemesis' of the male-Ego for capitalism-art.

VENGER (Me): The New-Porcellian gender chess-examination(s) shall cast capitalism-art(s) as a 'medium' of invention(s).

CYBER-FANZINE (Dartmouth): It seems this Earth-prince of gender-chess cartoon-tales invokes images of social descent.

FEMALE CONTESTANT: I bought my own 'alien-invader' chess-set for this gender-contest for Ego-IQ of capitalism-doctorate.

VENGER (Journal): "I almost lost on a Sunday to a female-contestant (New-Porcellian) and had to cook an egg-curry for her!"

"There is no longer a doubt that women are just as competent as men. Gender differences are guided by nurture, as society treats boys and girls differently from an early age" (Naveen Jain).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)