'Ezzy': Femme-Alien {Thief}

Narrated 'deed(s)' of a radical capitalism-heroine ('Ezzy') whose 'chess' ideations of 'world-bank' securities invokes a diamond portrait of human race identity (for journals!).

A tale of inventive politics inspired loosely by Katherine (Sissy Spacek). 

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My name's Ezzy, and I'm a diamond-thief operating in British Columbia and Northern Ireland to intercept blood-diamond shipments eroding gem-market insurance journals for overground economics-enhancement politics favoring the challenged underclass/unemployed with complicating piracy-street corruption.

I was born in Toronto (Canada) and developed my love of French-Catholic metaphysics and drew up loving the stories of great women in history like Bonnie Parker, Patty Hearts, and Benazir Bhutto and Hillary Clinton and wanted to create my own/personal stamp onto the modern 'emoji-Selfie-cyber' consumerism 'landscape' of traffic-chess IQ oriented capitalism defense(s) for Earth-securities by becoming an extra-ordinary extra-credit bank-bandit 'antiheroine' with Interpol-relation across North America and Europe. Hey, we love folk-tales about heroines and super-women, and people today on social-media ask questions like, "Do women care about gem insurance/integrity for Valentine's Day amidst the surfaced Earth blood-diamond darkness?"

BANK MANAGER: This woman claimed she was a 'friend' of our Brussels-teller (Amlan Satan) and took him away with gems.

INTERVIEW: She was in some kind of nun-costume and mask, you say?
BANK MANAGER: She claimed Mr. Satan (our ex-teller/employee) was being cyber-targeted by diamond-financing terrorists!

INTERVIEW: She requested a media-photo collage with a guardsman of Baron Ion's African diamond safe-box inside your bank?

BANK MANAGER: We found a burnt hole in the safe-box, the guardsman tied/gagged, and the Ion-gems swapped with beads.

INTERVIEW: So, now you believe this is some 'fantastic' Interpol-relation insurance journal media-stunt for a Euro-decision?

BANK MANAGER: All we know is that diamond-insurance/integrity surrounding Baron Ion's investment(s) are now monitored!

INTERVIEW: Wow.

The "Brussels-break" is what the journals of the modern Euro-exchange have labeled a 'trophy' for diamond-insurance disclosure journals in the modern international diamond highway. You may ask if all this ideation of enhanced diamond-traffic super vision linked to 'troubled' Northern Ireland and 'symbolic' British Columbia invokes our fortune myths/tales of 'leprechauns' warning against the 'darkness' of treasure-speculations creating dark 'chess' of capitalism diagonals.

JOURNAL: Why'd one become a female version of 'James Bond' --- to save the leprechaun of course (from the Ego's kitchen).

AMLAN SATAN: I got us these 'Strike-Force' Randall Cunningham post-Eagles career Super Bowl ambitions-symbolic card-set.

ME ('Ezzy'): The original red-print ('scarlet') print (Upper Deck) and the 'silver-edition' replica (Viking-QB) of team-transfer IQ?

AMLAN SATAN: We can make a social media 'post' about sportsmanship-chess market related capitalism rhetoric (and media!).

ME ('Ezzy'): You're my secret dark horse Eliot Ness, Satan.

AMLAN SATAN: Why, thanks.

Amlan Satan, an ex-Dartmouth sociology-prof, had become my special Cupid of Crusade(s), and I wondered about his moral health as he became my ally in the blood-diamond missions of Interpol-relation journals and had to cast himself as my 'sidekick' of great social-media distances. In fact, I believe without this great 'angel' in my pocket, I'd have drowned in the lake-of-fire (terrorism finances) a long while ago.

AMLAN SATAN: I feel like Tonto to your Lone Ranger, Ezzy.

EZZY: Goodness, that's what you are...a 'liberal face' to the modern journals of capitalism-chess hospitality (ha)!

AMLAN SATAN: I had a dream I was visited by a spying Martian who wished to challenge me to a chess-stalemate game for IQ.

EZZY: What did you do, my fair Peter Pan man?

AMLAN SATAN: Well, I achieved the micro-miracle, with his 'cool' football-themed chess-set; the dream was an allegory, Ezzy!

EZZY: Of what, my dear Peter Pan friend?
AMLAN SATAN: It was a dream about escape.

EZZY: Oh, yes (haha).

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries" (Winston Churchill).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)