Squadron Rai: Amlan Satan {Event}

Will the modern Jedi-fighter Satan (Captain Amlan!) defy the Sith Death-Star above peaceful Naboo for an anti-imperial expression of dominion?

A great New Year (2023) fanfiction of the iconic space-defense mega-franchise we know as Star Wars (George Lucas). 

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The Old Republic had fallen, and the memory of human world problems like sectarian-torn Northern Ireland were now but 'ghost' stories in comparison to the great World War and Martian invasion which catapulted the capitalist human race away from all land-traffic 'chess' ideations of 'normal' journalism or storytelling. That Old Republic (Earth) was now a memory and namesake (only) and only beckoned a new brand of human evolution hero --- a Jedi (wow).

Following the fall of the old Earth society and the rise of the human Rebel forces against the new Martian Empire called Sith, the new knights of human resistance of the Rebellion known as the Jedi-order were considered the educators and 'bishops' of a new brand of 'chess-stalemate' dream to ward off martial aliens and ally with friendly aliens in what had become a universe 'saga' drawing/inspiring new forms of 'social media' and Xmas-consumerism toy drives reflecting Jedi army vehicle/cargo prayer(s).

JOURNAL (Captain Amlan Satan, Jedi-order, Galaxy-Rai unit, Rebel-force against Martian Death-Star - Report): Well, it's been a 'hell' of an epic 'anti-chess' tale dealing with the 'good-aliens' and the 'bad-aliens' now hovering above Earth's night skies and above the peaceful/organic planet Naboo where Princess Jasmine required my special Jedi-heroics, and it's why I flew-in with my small unit to deal with the hovering 'bad-guy alien' Death-Star 'mecha-moon behemoth' (the leviathan!) which was simply a floating shadow of Imperial oppression, but that's why we Jedi are the new 'knights' of the rounded universe, right (haha).

Captain Amlan Satan of the Jedi-order was the new 'Lancelot' of the capitalist human race following the disastrous fall of the Old Republic (Earth) and comprised the new 'legion' of Rebellion against the Martian imperial force(s) of the dark reign of the fascist-chess expression Sith-order, the 'real' (and only!) rivals of the Jedi. Captain Satan, a heartfelt romantic, was a cyber-chess wizard and great billiards champion and wanted a new 'vision' of sportsmanship between the variegated allied 'good-guy aliens' dealing with the Behemoth that was the Martian Imperial Sith force of darkness, currently building that 'leviathan' mecha-moon 'floater' above peaceful/organic Naboo (planet) where many-a Jedi/loyalist settled to dream and love and rebuild 'forms' of social media expression science(s).

AMLAN (Jedi-Saber Rider): We can 'resurrect' social media for democracy if only but for more 'human' forms of entertainment.

SITH EMPEROR ENDYMION (Naboo-Death-Star Message): We've offered the youth of Rai-galaxy Sith chess-toys for obedience!

Princess Jasmine was the most 'taken' by the sudden in-flight heroics rescue of the 'gorgeous' Jedi Rebel flight-squad of the Naboo defense prayer(s). In fact, she fell in-love with Captain Satan (Amlan!) and hoped this Rapture 'stand' against the Sith Death-Star marshaled by Emperor Endymion would create new 'cinema' for Jedi-order machinery/spaceships designed to 'enhance' social media 'chess-stalemate' optimism favoring more 'cool' forms of inter-species exchanges for peace...and resolved exile (hmm).

JASMINE: You look at me like I'm a wench-damsel from the Medieval age of feudal-manors and wandering mercenary-knights.

AMLAN: Why, didn't you know...many consider me the 'Sir Lancelot' of the Jedi-order...I'm here to kiss your hand, Jasmine!

JASMINE: Your 'rambunctious' approach to valor and wary reputation of chess-bravado may make a billiards-fool out of us.

AMLAN: Relax, sweet Naboo leader of this dark epoch...for I'm a Jedi-knight who simply views you as a 'capitalist' mannequin!

JASMINE: Alright!

As Amlan/Jasmine courted their surprising burgeoning Naboo-post 'royalty-free' romance, the Jedi-rebels prepared for a great saber-and-flight fight against the Sith-order under the Death-Star 'mecha-moon' Behemoth, secretly all hoping/dreaming (together!) that the 'real' defense of this 'New Republic' vision of chess-driven inter-species exchange of real language arts and 'religion' involved a 'modern' city-lights imagination of skyline Ego (wow).

DARTH-MAUL (Sith-Fighter): You think you can draw a 'red' saber against me, headstrong Jedi leprechaun of this new Epoch?
AMLAN SATAN (Jedi-Captain): Do you 'doubt' it, you rascal-imp?
DARTH-MAUL: I've a double-sided 'red' saber which I wield like a gymnast's baton against your puny capitalist chess race.

AMLAN SATAN: Beware, Maul, for our fight on Naboo, away from that Death-Star moon-trap, involves a 'social' dowry.

DARTH-MAUL: Ha!

JASMINE: How'd you defeat that horrid Devil Maul, Amlan?
AMLAN: I used my Jedi 'memory bank' magic-card as inspiration --- the first-era Rebellion knight-savior Skywalker.

JASMINE: You're familiar with the lore of the Skywalker(s), Satan?
AMLAN: Who isn't?

Would Amlan/Jasmine marry, cementing a new vision of New Republic dreams following the modest but 'dashing' defiance of the Sith Death-Star above Naboo, which required the humiliation of Maul, the erosion of the Sith 'mecha-moon' x-ray system(s), and the erection of a new 'social compact' examination with Emperor Endymion offering Jedis/loyalists a 'fresher' sense of universal access to 'real' diplomatic Ego.

CAPTAIN SATAN: One day, we won't even miss Colgate...but not yet (ha).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)