Planet Junk: Lara's English

A Story by Abishai100

Lara's a corporate employee who learns eco-examination may involve an 'alien' form of self-reflective Ego duty.

A good/positive eco-vignette featuring those wonderful Junkions (Transformers), which I think you'll like,

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Lara tooled away for hours on her relic computer-chess toy, fashioning special diagrams for capitalist decision-making strategy for waste/resource management while managing the eco-asset division of Wayne Industries (USA) and started wondering about the 'face' of a potential alien-invasion of Earth, and what a 'foreign' intelligence would remark about human capitalism-IQ and resource-distribution efficiency and eco-pollution storytelling.

LARA: I wonder if a Martian would see if my chess-IQ was reflective of a 'human' mindset for controls in Earth-rationalism!

Of course, waste-management and resource-capitalism was indeed a real face of Earth commerce-life Ego in the post-9/11 era of great consumerism-securities consciousness oriented human traffic confidence and lifestyle. However, it also required extra-sensitivity for resource/waste management and the 'governance' of asset/expenditure confidence, and that's what made Lara of Wayne Industries wonder if her division was a 'thing' Martians would declare 'reflective' of 'human' fate.

LARA: If I make everyday 'human' calculations of the breadth of expenditure/risk, I can derive the 'chess' of capitalism-IQ!

She had a personal meeting with one of the execs of Wayne Industries who recommended she try publishing these collected/scattered thoughts about resource/waste governance 'drawing' Martians into a cohesive social-media friendly folk-tale about corporate imagination concerning responsibility/IQ and perhaps even draw the interest of the capitalism-modeling New England iconic cyber-chess society known as the NewPorcellian which included micro-media 'celebrities' like Prince Amlan Satan of Dartmouth (among others).

LARA: My newfound access to the overground magazine-cyber sector of capitalism-journals 'praises' my work with celebrity.

Lara (Wayne Industries) would get her daydream-query about "Martian-conversation" satisfied, as a 'race' of faraway alien A.I. robots called Junkions (who lived on an isolate floating half-planet space 'body' called 'Junk' which collected mass debris drifting across outer-space from ship-explosions with magnetism!) decided to confer with her on a special/secret cyber-channel concerning her inventive work with resource-management democracy (and arts!).

JUNKIONS: It's ironic you enjoy the IQ-significance of chess-play as reflective of resource-intelligence writing, Lara.
LARA: Yeah, and I'm not convinced you're 'real' aliens contacting me about my work with Wayne Industries.

JUNKIONS: Keep this exchange a secret, fair Lara; for our message is one of discreet capitalism-chess for education!

LARA: You mean to confer with my capitalist human race ideations of the commerce-life Ego defenses of waste-controls, no?

JUNKIONS: Do you doubt it (this is a universe of 'fantastic' decision-making Ego)?

LARA: I don't know what to say (really).

JUNKIONS: Just say you'll 'meditate' on what we've suggested is the 'true-value' of resource 'chess' wisdom.

LARA: I'll definitely consider this 'unconfirmed alien advice' as a 'sign' for my work with social resource writing (thanks).

JUNKION: Good luck...with all your art-work, fair Lara of Earth (ha).

Lara got married to that Wayne-exec who'd decided to become her 'personal assistant' for this special cyber-division labor regarding the company's resource/waste journals and he made her that wonderfully 'famous' egg-curry dish that she came to discover was a 'haunting memory' of what those undisclosed/unconfirmed 'stranger aliens' who offered her capitalist advice (claiming to be those 'eccentric' Junkion robot-beings from the faraway space-debris planet of Junk!) suggested was the 'beauty-magic' of commerce-life Ego design --- conscious hospitality/self-organization note-taking.

LARA: Egg-curry comforts at home on Earth is a reflection of my 'commitment' to capitalism-lifestyle Ego diaries (wow).