Cheerleader's Eagle

Cheerleader's Eagle

A Story by Abishai100
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An eccentric immigrant casts himself as a matrix storyteller for stranger ideations of the 'composition' or 'chess' of Homeland sports-media expressions.

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A sports-media parody inspired by various media. Go Eagles! 
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Amlan Satan moved to Algeria to New England to live with his sister Inuyasha and work on his cyber-comics project funded by his sister who married a very wealthy man and liked spending time posting Selfies on social-media and talking about commerce-life Ego securities in the post-9/11 era (ha).



However, Amlan Satan began to develop his almost 'eerie' fascination with sports-media and sports-market treasures, especially/specifically baseball and football market trade-cards which 'exemplified' a Western-world commerce-life Ego fascination with the shape(s) of social activity reflective of modern era sportsmanship and sports-market/sector investments. These could include Topps-Cowboys (QB) cards of particular 'shine' or dazzle re-presenting a particular/certain 'Texan' interest in media-broadcast era sports money and competitiveness (wow).



JOURNAL: Sports-treasures can draw souls to the icon-value of the field-cheerleader or to the 'chess' of hero-self journalism.



With these stranger ideations of the field-IQ surrounding sportsmanship defense in the Western-world, Amlan Satan, the recent immigrant from Algeria, started to lose 'grip(s)' on sanity and decided to become a stalking self-proclaimed 'cheerleader-defender' of various American media-broadcast era pro-football spirit(s) teams, including the Eagles (Philadelphia), Vikings (Minnesota), Chiefs (Kansas City), and Bills (Buffalo). In fact, Satan decided this world of cheerleader-defense for 'commerce-life Ego' would create images of pure storytelling and vigilantism-lore in the post-9/11 era (hmm).

AMLAN SATAN: I'll monitor the off-duty patterns of an Eagle-girl to see if US-cities of media-value are threatened (terrorism).



EAGLES CHEERLEADER: Why'd you bring me to your apartment, promising me a 'free taxi-service' to my apartment?
AMLAN SATAN: I wanted to 'quickly' showcase to you my special/magical 'alien-invader' chess-set, sweetheart!
EAGLES CHEERLEADER: You promised you'd simply drive me from the game-stadium after the game to my apartment, darling.
AMLAN SATAN: I know; but you can take 2 short-minutes (can't you?) to look at this alien-chess set toy (you might like)?
EAGLES CHEERLEADER: You're trying to sell me the chess-toy (for someone)?
AMLAN SATAN: Don't you have a relation/friend who might find the idea of an 'alien chess' board as magical for paranoia?
EAGLES CHEERLEADER: Paranoia about what...terrorism or immigration bad-guys...something 'alien' about traffic (what)?
AMLAN SATAN: That's it (don't you have a young nephew or something like that or a girlfriend's kid/neighbor who'd like it?)!
EAGLES CHEERLEADER: Alright...what do you want for the chess-toy then, Mr. Satan?
AMLAN SATAN: I want you to post on social-media you've a new 'guardian-buddy' who protects you from 'aliens' of Philly.
EAGLES CHEERLEADER: Is this some sort of city-media stunt or personal paranoia parody theater you're erecting (with me)?
AMLAN SATAN: What's the harm, sweetheart (I'd give you $1K).
EAGLES CHEERLEADER: Alright!



INUYASHA: You proposed marriage to that Eagles cheerleader?
AMLAN SATAN: Yeah...she was 'hypnotized' by my alien-invader chess-set/toy, sis.
INUYASHA: You're so...unpredictable, Amlan bro.
AMLAN SATAN: I've embarked on a special philosophical Romanticism for commerce-life Ego defense(s).
INUYASHA: Well, the Homeland isn't that threatening, Amlan.
AMLAN SATAN: True; but there's always 'room' for cool Ego-stories and I've become the subject/author (ha).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2023 Abishai100


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