Venger's Valencia

The Venusian sorcerer becomes a social-media advocate and fan of Valencia (soccer) and discovers a 'hologram' chess magic of capitalism theory on Earth.

A sports-media ideology 'faerie-tale' featuring my favorite cartoon sorcerer antihero avatar, Venger (Dungeons & Dragons), and loosely inspired by Hotshot. 

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Venger the lone sorcerer of Venus decided with his companion-advisor, his horse Nightmare, that he'd travel to Earth to become a disguised prince named Amlan Satan and invest in sports-media, in a particular commerce-successful Euro-club (Valencia) in the human culture of social-media flowery and capitalism rhetoric (wow).

VENGER ('Amlan Satan'): Creating fan-based cyber-representations of the relevance of Valencia market for America is chess.

Now, Valencia had seen some 'cool' successes in the media-broadcast era of sports-marketing, including its fantastic triumph in the early part of the new millennium, culminating in its terrific run to the Champions League final under the midfielder-magic of captain Pablo Aimar, under-valued Argentine prodigy who alas never saw the glories of his national side in goal-scoring excellences in the Athens Olympics or the Qatar World Cup.

SPORTS-WRITER: Maradona hailed Aimar as his descendant, and Messi praised him as his inspiration; both won Cup titles.

True, when we think of the word 'Valencia' in the United States, the unofficial Big Brother of capitalism-chess, we think of either the town/city in Spain (Valencia) or the once-popular unisex cologne-perfume of the same name (Valencia), but Venger ('Amlan Satan') knew that his cyber-presentation of soccer-field sportsmanship fanfare/spirits in the Western-world would require extra 'chess' since soccer simply wasn't as flowered inside America as it was outside America. In America, Valencia meant department-store fragrance(s).

VENGER: If people saw the broadcast television market-richness of Euro-soccer for youth, Valencia wouldn't be just a spray.

Sadly, Valencia didn't win the Champions League final against upstart-ambitious Bayern Munich (Germany), but Valencia since then recruited great talents David Villa and Silva of Spanish Cup lore and went on to other competitive 'edges' in Euro-club media, but they wouldn't forget those early millennium media-fun tales involving the midfielder magician Pablo Aimar.

VENGER ('Amlan Satan'): Aimar made Valencia really cool; it's stamped into Western writers the 'chess' of sports-capitalism.

Venger decided to travel to Spain and see Valencia, the town/city where the media-run team of Aimar's once-great title-run in 2001, was considered such a fan-cufflink! He saw the splendor of Valencia and what made it reflect the ardor of world-sports, outside the United States, and why college soccer athletes in America would find great post-9/11 era 'inspiration' or 'magic' from tales/imagery surrounding the iconic Euro-club (Valencia) and think of why, for example, the US women's national soccer team had seen such ironic triumphs/celebrity as repeated Cup-champs traveling around the Earth.

MIA HAMM (US Women's national soccer team; World Cup captain/champion): Success breed success.

VENGER ('Amlan Satan'): A Dartmouth college soccer-team captain should see Valencia --- the Euro-city; and the Euro-team!

As the cyber-writer and soccer-media commerce-life Ego 'champion' of Valencia-lore in the post-9/11 era, Amlan Satan (Venger) realized he'd become a true 'advocate' of the ideations that sportsmanship would/should be 'linked' to social-media culture on Earth, and he met a beautiful Algerian-American woman (Esmerelda) whose sister happened to be an 'avid-fan' of Valencia-TV and liked sharing Selfies of himself alongside her as a 'super-soccer' fan of consumerism defense(s).

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): I was brooding about capitalism isolation; on Earth, it's become a 'dough' art for me, Nightmare.

ESMERELDA: You got me these earrings from Valencia?
VENGER: Yeah...I knew they'd look fantastic for our new social-media blog for the NewPorcellian, Ezzy.

ESMERELDA: What's that?
VENGER: It's our new youth cyber-chess society and homeschooling venture, tied to Valencia, Ezzy.

ESMERELDA: Wow...you've become a 'prince' of the cyber-market of network 'chess' Ego.

NIGHTMARE: What did you learn about Earth-society, Venger, my friend?
VENGER: I became a cyber-advocate of sports commerce/media, and I met a lovely lady named Esmerelda.

NIGHTMARE: What did you share with this Earth-woman, Venger, my friend?
VENGER: We shared a cool 'chess' ideation of what made Valencia a 'satellite' for human-world Ego.

NIGHTMARE: Valencia...the cologne-spray?
VENGER: No, no, no...the Euro-Spanish club-soccer team of 'extra credit' networks.

NIGHTMARE: Sounds like you had a rather humbling education as an alien.

VENGER: Capitalism is all about material.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)