Princeton Supermarket

A portrait of American experience (Princeton) involving an educated citizen with 'chess' imagination and street-curiosity drawing a modern manhood.

An American tale inspired by community superstition themes from The 'Burbs (Tom Hanks). Thanks for reading,

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Amlan Satan lived in Princeton for most of his life and even attended Princeton where he studied cognitive science before settling down in Princeton with his princely-inherited Algerian fortunes and became a regular at the local Princeton supermarket where he liked to choose between fruits of various taste/bias on varied weekends for decision-making variance exercises in consumerism behavior in the United States.

He'd been looking for something unusual in this traffic-normalized behavior exercise practice/world/lifestyle in Princeton and decided to then go on social-media to share his Selfies with others and derive a special form of community-based network imagination regarding shared chats about consumerism choices/behaviors reflecting the 'friendship' of capitalism-lifestyle dialogue and decided to form the NewPorcellian Cold-War chess-modeling intellectualism post-grad 'club' which recruited consumers with an intelligentsia bent for capitalism-rhetoric/politics-IQ.

AMLAN SATAN: Perhaps consumerism/media traffic and lifestyle can promote a special 'Selfie' form of intelligentsia/chess!

At Princeton, Satan learned much about the quality of expression surrounding the development/flowery of intellect-sciences in the Western-world and conceptions of cognition/decision based life-perspective or 'consciousness' regarding the 'shaped' Freudian Ego. He wanted to now apply his understandings from Princeton studies to Princeton living and find a 'serendipity examination' love application at the Princeton supermarket. This had become a rather 'cool' continuity for the Earth-prince of Princeton (ha).

AMLAN SATAN: Seems this wandering and curiosity about social-media/traffic IQ and 'chess' at Princeton informs a large-IQ!

So, he got himself a special/symbolic 'alien-invader' sci-fi media franchise themed chess-set/toy and used it to create special NewPorcellian cyber-chess society modeling exercise/activity involving creating diagrams of population migration based 'intelligence strategy investment' arrays countering the 'paranoia' of immigration/invasion oriented Homeland securities worries. The NewPorcellian of Princeton suddenly became a traffic-model 'practice' for street-IQ and post-9/11 era securities imagination confidence (wow).

GIRLFRIEND: Did you realize how many Eagles fans live in Princeton and admire Princeton, Satan?
AMLAN: Sure, I do; in fact, we're making a NewPorcellian Princeton eatery-bar gathering during the playoffs this season!

GIRLFRIEND: The Vikings are out; and everyone 'wished' for a 'cool' Vikings-Eagles conference matchup for the pre-Bowl.

AMLAN: You're such a cool Eagles fan/pacer, darling; maybe you'll become my social-media Aphrodite for a street-Ego IQ.

GIRLFRIEND: Maybe!

One day, while at the Princeton supermarket, Satan noticed a stranger fellow shopper who seemed like he was some kind of gov't-specter shopping off-duty and noticed he was carrying a gun in his belt and wondered if he was right after all (about street-customs security patrol encounters at a Princeton supermarket!) and decided to ask him, "Do you work for the government, good fellow?" to which the stranger-fellow eerily whispered, "Your curiosity will either affirm your energizers...or draw you into Homeland interference!"

THE END

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)