Legal Invention of American Diamonds

Can the 'alien-lawyer visitor' (Phoenix Wright) offer modern American media-society a 'magical' form of commerce-life Ego defense for consumerism examination(s)?

A vignette about media-culture windows into consumer rights and the 'fable' of capitalism's more inventive 'face(s)' of wrought (or even heroic!) consumerism, inspired very loosely by the relevant media-age heroism film The Insider (Michael Mann), which I hope you enjoy reading, 

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This is a case of a special media-defense of American society/culture invoking the courthouse 'magic' of the other-worldly valiant legal defender Phoenix Wright who sought to sort out the complexity of wrought images of insane libertine experimentation marketed to Western-American youngsters to derive a special social defense of media-imagery choreography for capitalism-imagination conducive to more 'open' exchanges in fantasy-folklore regarding democracy (wow).

PHOENIX WRIGHT (Alien-Lawyer): I intend to cast special toy-symbols of capitalism-chess for media-defense of the Ego/IQ!

Phoenix Wright walked through the 'Stargate'-dimensions portal to arrive at Earth-realm to visit the Philly-courthouse where he'd espouse media-culture 'access' to fantastic democracy adventure/storytelling imagery (and toys!) to argue for the open exchanges in designs facilitating commerce-life Ego imagination and rhetoric, perhaps encouraging today's American students to think about the shapes of fantasy-politics for more enhanced forms of identity-inventive heroics/vigilantism. This was a dimension war.

PHOENIX WRIGHT (Alien-Lawyer): Perhaps this visit to Earth-realm will enhance a media-chess for ideas about disclosures.

Hence, he arrived on Earth and traveled to the Philly-courthouse to present his special media-culture 'rich' dialogue case for media-access regarding open marketing of toy-designs in the United States facilitating open exchanges in commerce-life Ego defenses for 'magic' in capitalism rhetoric. His adversary was the Council of Elders determined to prove his 'theater-antics' of social-media posts as a 'vigilante-advocate' of consumerism couture cast him as nothing more/less than a 'Selfie' culture 'circus-clown' of self-idealized 'legalese' Romanticism.

PHOENIX WRIGHT (Alien-Lawyer): We mustn't fail in this social-media advocacy case for the 'cheers' of the capitalism circus!

In this age of enhanced/developed media and access-windows into capitalism imagination and commerce-life Ego dialogue, all the 'insiders' of the world of consumerism were something like diplomats/lawyers in the 'expressions' of market-trophy value and the 'ethos' of market-toy designs symbolizing the views on war, peace, democracy, criminal-insanity, ambition, psychiatry, and even political conspiracy (wow).

PHOENIX WRIGHT (Alien-Lawyer): I'm cheering this robot-tank transforming toy as a media-chess trophy for capitalism-IQ.

COUNCIL OF ELDERS: This is a fantastic case of deliberate social-media hype-chess minded liberal youth-targeted consumerism 'toy' defenses for the cliched rhetoric surrounding self-idealized or biased inventive capitalism jargon re-presented as commerce-life Ego 'iconography' and the 'theater-artist' defending the morale of media-culture 'insider' characterization framed consumerism 'personality' (or hype!) is none other than Phoenix Wright, 'alien' lawyer, of the argumentation of express capitalism bias or self-indulgences and is in no way a representation of Philadelphia legal advocacy of 'margin' justified consumerism psychology; we mean to therefore present our case that 'open access' to media windows into consumerism 'design' does not offer anything 'novel' about the expressions surrounding commerce duty (in the United States!).

PHOENIX WRIGHT (Rebuttal-Message): Well, yeah, the Council of Elders has presented their rather loud commentary regarding the 'libertine dangers' of allowing media-window culture access to erect 'anarchic' forms of consumerism design self-indulgences among independent consumers, but in this rebuttal, ladies and gentleman, I mean to provoke your interests in the quality of inventive commerce-life self-expression 'discovered' in the inherent 'magic' of toy-designs inspiring a 'new' form of capitalism-consciousness 'personality'...the shopper's wand (yes!).

JUDGE: It is our estimation in this 'media examination' that Phoenix Wright's use of the special 'iconic' Strike-Force sports-market treasure pro-football spirits cards double-set of Randall Cunningham post-Eagles career team-transfer (Viking-QB) Super Bowl ambitions-symbolic prints (the 'original' scarlet-print edition and the 'replica' silver-print edition) persuades us to 'think' that commerce-life Ego and hence capitalism-ethos itself does (indeed) warrant an 'inventive' new form of American culture/legalese social-media 'design(s)' for marketing allowable/democratic biases (yes).

Phoenix Wright, valiant 'alien-lawyer' from another (faraway!) dimension, successfully argued his capitalism-rhetoric Philly-courthouse 'social media case' about the advocacy of 'personality' driven consumerism-toy designs enhancing the quality of capitalism-consciousness inventiveness and open exchange for personalized forms of commerce defense (or romance!). Hence, what was really proven was that capitalism left much 'space' for the erection(s) of 'magical' citizenry-driven consumerism liberties...such as toy-shopper direction (wow).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)