Project Vancouver {Ruby-Media}

A 'mushroom'/idealist media-company is 'drawn' beside a Canadian 'dominion' of aliens-and-cowboys and must discover 'wrought' honey!

A 'capitalism wonderland' adventure inspired by multiple movies, which I think you'll enjoy reading! 

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Here at the fantastic Wingate (hotel) in North America, the cool gang of young trekkers, all Ivy-grads, were using social-media and cyber-gear to create capitalism-storyboards linked to inventive adult-entertainment of rather unusual/graphic fantasy-adventure dimension in the post-9/11 era of commerce-highways securities paranoia, and they dealt with some blood-diamond insurance-corruption rumor themes in the United States (wow).

The fearless captain of this rogue underground cyber-investment company is Amlan Satan and he wished to use a special consumerism market treasure, a McDonald's-Kosar (Browns-QB) marketing campaign pro-football spirits gem as an 'ideal' capitalism-chess 'matrix' gem of insurance-integrity fantasy-adventure storytelling for commerce-life Ego defenses in the post-9/11 era, and this spotlight on this consumerism 'treasure' caught the eye of a real-life blood-diamond baron in British Columbia named Rivers (wow).

AMLAN SATAN (Captain): "We're defending our gem-piracy insurance-corruption themes with a special 'trick' for Rivers on social-media in Vancouver, and for that kind of an Earth-mission, we need to anticipate anything unordinary like Martians wandering around the Canadian city disguised as humanoids and exploiting blood-diamond criminal underworld 'darkness' and that may require some 'cool' recruiting of some 'street-wise' cats from the Canadian underground for this 'art-market' trick for an 'escape-plan' of excellence, friends (wow)."

Satan got his inspiration for world-politics drawn storytelling thematics from his college readings of 'folk-politics' and how it'd generate Romanticism in the dominion of inventive economics-driven 'street' governance ideations of great 'chess' energy. A chess wizard himself and veiled President of the NewPorcellian chess-society (cyber) of Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), Amlan Satan wished to not take Rivers' threat/hand lightly and thought 'seriously' about those 'classic' history-news images of great underworld politics-guerrilla figures of Europe/Asia/Algeria escalating forms of street-fashions in inventive revolutionary capitalism, which was now his 'Wonderland' expression of modern-day post-9/11 era media-defense(s) for 'wrought' adventure storytelling (wow).

The members of the 'Wingate-gang' decided to first take a train to Vancouver where they created a satellite-branch of their media-company (Dartmouth) and then applied some of their images of the Kosar-McDonald's card-treasure (football!) to talk about the Canadian 'street-value' and lore surrounding insurance-integrity 'consciousness' for modern capitalist-investors in the consumerism highways in various branches of the modern global free-market and media-access highway, including fashion, fast-food, cyber-video, diamonds/gold, and Euro-bond marketing.

AMLAN SATAN: We're creating a 'street-buzz' for Baron Rivers' threat to street-consumerism and 'spies' of gem-insurance chess.

BARON RIVERS: If those Ivy-gargoyles 'think' it's simple to 'flood' my Vancouver gem-insurance expression veiled by my restaurant 'scene' and cool, they've got to estimate my reaches of great British Columbian street-aristocracy influence(s) --- ha.

SATAN: Play chess?
RIVERS: I used to when I was a teen, Amlan.

SATAN: Play me in cyber-chess.

RIVERS: Why?
SATAN: I'll make you a stalemate-wager and then swap your bank-gems with toy-beads for an insurance-media message for IQ.

RIVERS: What?
SATAN: Trust me...you'll come out this 'fun circus wash' looking like a 'saint' of the James Bond world and adult-media; chess.

RIVERS: Alright.

SATAN: Don't forget...this is all for 'fun' social-media imagery regarding modern urban 'landscapes' for insurance-storytelling!

RIVERS: Alright...I'll tell my 'gargoyles' to cast our 'venture' here as some gem-insurance exploit faerie-tale; don't mess it up.

SATAN: I won't...I care as much about urban photojournalism arts/sciences as much as you do, Baron Rivers.

RIVERS: Good.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchanges and makes 'rogue' terrorism-finance woe(s)!

Meanwhile, a new 'force' of darkness surfaced in the very-same Canadian city, in the form of an alien prince veiled as a modern 'pharaoh' of Hell. This man, Endymion, claimed he wished to exploit the blood-diamond Vancouver 'scene' and became intrigued by the Dartmouth-Wingate 'company' challenge of Rivers' gem-insurance sully-problem(s). Endymion wished to create a special 'ring' of vigilance subversion to exploit both Dartmouth/Rivers, but Satan and his gang countered with a funny social-media post about 'aliens' destroying bank-insurance notes/bond 'cinema' for media-storyboards.

SATAN: If movie-thematics are 'destroyed' by 'random invaders' of the capitalism-theater, we'd be 'robbed' of cinema-gods!

MISTRESS MEDUSA: You're defying my master (Endymion), Prince Satan!
AMLAN SATAN: Thanks (I think).

MEDUSA: I wasn't praising...I was fearing (for you).

AMLAN: Right-o; thanks anyways.

MEDUSA: What's your agenda (British Columbia), prince?

AMLAN: To expose social-media 'fashion-models' with insurance-integrity evil on their minds as Martians from Purgatory (ha)!

MEDUSA: I'm no fashion-model, Amlan.

AMLAN: Relax...this is all 'positive-electron' circuitry for social media 'chess' engineering for capitalism-fashion battery.

Rivers/Endymion were 'equally' shocked as the Satan_Dartmouth_Wingate cyber-company made-off with $10M of swapped conflict-zone pieces and a cool investment 'portfolio' with White Castle of Euronext regarding their consumerism-treasure Kosar-McDonald's sports-highway card copy (wow).

SATAN: We can expect to offer more 'excellence' in hospitality/dining with this 'flight' to Brussels sprout, friends.

BARON RIVERS: All we'll remember of this 'company' and their 'Ego-captain' (Amlan Satan) is a strange 'Ishtar' comic (wow).

INTERVIEW: What did you leave as a memento for Baron Rivers, Mr. Satan?
AMLAN: A very-cool Sox-Yankees sports-rivalry themed/crafted tin-box chess-set (for insurance wish!).

INTERVIEW: Wow...sounds like a very intriguing 'game' of shadow for all of North America (and baseball).

AMLAN SATAN: It's all (ironically) for the 'insurance' journals of capitalism-lifestyle (Canadian!) artists (now).

GIRLFRIEND: I got you this escape-ocean art postcard for your triumph in North America, Prince Satan.

AMLAN: I'll never forget...Medusa.

"The big question on everyone's mind is, 'Did Tim Donaghy fix games?' The answer is no. I didn't need to fix them. I usually knew which team was going to win based on which referees had been assigned to the game, their personalities, and the relationships they had with the players and coaches of the teams involved" (Tim Donaghy).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)