Phoenix-Legal: American Engineering

Can a sports-insider case of 'chess' corruption draw a 'diagonal' miracle and faerie-tale 'gossip' in Philly for defense of Homeland writing?

A legalese fantasy fable drawing on the 'human race' law-ballroom thematics from the excellent American film The Firm (Tom Cruise), which I think you'll like (also includes an allegory-reference for storyboard of Phoenix Wright). 

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Phoenix Wright, fantastic attorney for the capitalist race of Earth, had agreed to try a special corporation investment scandal case involving two special sports-market/media treasure cards, a 'Strike-Force' Randall Cunningham post-Eagles career team-transfer (Viking-QB) Super Bowl ambitions-symbol double-set (an 'original' scarlet replica-edition print; and a 'replica' silver-edition print) of pro-football spirits-cards (Upper-Deck) of commerce-life Ego relevance/magic now tied to a 'troubling' free-agency insider-corruption ring tying multiple city-sports organizations/companies to a blood-diamond smuggling insurance scheme stretching all the way to Northern Ireland.

PHOENIX WRIGHT: This corruption in sports-treasure use for capitalism-IQ requires a 'chess' for social-media era storyboards!

As Phoenix Wright began this important case in the heart of the City of Brotherly Love, it came to media-light(s) that he'd been drawn (with Interpol-relation) as a double-sided secret-agent of 'James Bond' value in the underground commerce-highway(s) of blood-diamond traffic linking Sierra Leone to British Columbia and creating modern forms of 'vigilante' storytelling/theater on social-media in the post-9/11 era (wow).

PHOENIX WRIGHT: I consider myself an 'advocate' of the peoples' case(s) of capitalism-securities and for Philly-personalities!

Now, these 'cool' media-sports treasure-cards of great market symbolism and used for corruption in free-agency insider profiting scams tied to manipulation of the media/journalism created much stir in Philadelphia, since Randall Cunningham started out as a 'star' for the hometown Eagles before 'shocking' his fans by departing for Viking-QB Super Bowl laurel(s)/lore, and the 'Strike-Force' (Upper Deck) magic cards-set (scarlet-print original; silver-print replica) required extra-ordinary 'human race advocate' Phoenix Wright to cast this 'media-case' as a diamond stage showcase of the quality of capitalism-securities chess intelligence (hmm).

PHOENIX WRIGHT: The dualism concerning capitalism and sportsmanship requires images of treasure-securities defense/IQ!

Should free-agency insider corruption in the sports-world 'sully' our social-media 'personalities' driven socialized ideations of commerce-life Ego rhetoric/optimism? Extraordinaire human race advocate Phoenix Wright argued it would not, as he presented his Philly-case with a certain 'pizzazz' and presented a 'faerie-tale' image of why/how commerce-life Ego defense tied to media-intelligence and journalism 'necessarily' required a special image of citizenry-commentary oriented sports-TV culture optimism favoring 'security' in consumerism 'treasure' politicization (ha).

PHOENIX WRIGHT: Philly is the place of Independence-chess, and we're 'linking' social-IQ with sportsmanship-characters now!

PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER: How many lady-luck faerie-tales must we endure before this sports-market case links to terrorism?

PHOENIX WRIGHT: Would a 'spying' Martian (if aliens are real!) consider this sports-media defense 'chess' case an Ego-shadow?

Sure, the post-9/11 era in the United States 'demanded' a new sense of social-traffic 'street' ideology and capitalism optimism, since the destruction of the world-commerce symbolic World Trade Center; and this 'James Bond' of the blood-diamond inquiry-case, the extra-ordinary advocate Phoenix Wright, wished to case this media-light onto the superstition 'excellence' of capitalism/consumerism, citing sports gods and toys and cereal faeries and mystical mythology concerning 'angels' in America as 'ears' and 'advocates' for the righteous/sane defense of American Homeland parallelograms (hmm).

JOURNALIST: There's a 'street-rumor' in Philly that you're in love with an angel, Mr. Wright!
PHOENIX: I started my career as a criminal-lawyer and donned this mantle of sports-capitalism 'corporation' Utopian design.

JOURNALIST: So your 'role' and 'laurel' for this landmark 'chess' case has afforded you a mythological-gossip quality, eh?
PHOENIX: I'm indeed dating an 'angel' lady of the City of Brotherly Love, a Notre-Dame alumnus, but I won't show her spirit.

JOURNALIST: Not 'personally' a fan of social-media/'Selfie' culture, despite your 'human race passion' for this Philly-case?

PHOENIX: This is a time of 'personality' driven superstition(s) for capitalism-Ego; it requires personalities in public art(s).

JOURNALIST: Thank you, sir.

GIRLFRIEND (Esmerelda): Now with this 'victory' for the City of Brotherly Love, we'd make toast with egg-curry Sunday's Eve.

PHOENIX WRIGHT: Excellence, darling lady of mine; I didn't fail in keeping your 'faerie-origins' a wonderful secret (haha).

ESMERELDA: Thanks, Mr. Wright.

"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone" (John Maynard Keynes).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)