Police Academy Chicago: Earth

A Story by Abishai100

Will the new Academy trainees of Chicago (USA) create Homeland securities/confidence/humor required for modern examinations?

A very-fun fanfiction of the 'Homeland security' oriented American police-media/cinema franchise Police Academy, which I hope you'll like (and enjoy!),

DISCLAIMER: This work of movie-adaptation (fanfiction) offers no commercial/legal ties to the US-city of Chicago or its police department(s) and all images used herein comprise a purely personal (fictional) work of social echelon(s).

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Welcome to the Chicago Police Department training experience which will be cast into a fantastic cyber-journal for modern social-media and will hopefully offer the post-9/11 Homeland American landscape a 'fresher' sense of cool storyboards for what comprises the quality of expression surrounding modern traffic securities and confidence and good humor too. Follow along!

COMMANDANT LAZARDUS: We're hoping for really wonderful social-media imagery by Xmas in the challenged Windy-City (IQ).

The field of trainees this year include a Dartmouth grad and his two Euro-immigrant friends (Raki/Ezzy) who've grown up tuning into cable-TV access programs about police-adventure tales/images from the United States, and Ezzy wants to become (someday) a Police Academy training teacher/guru but is now simply earnest to becoming a cool street-policewoman on the fabled/iconic Windy-City law-enforcement patrol-unit(s) that have (thankfully) not (yet) endured the hardships or 'troubles' seen in modern story by the LAPD and NYPD (Race Riots, 9/11).

EZZY: I'll get married and have a kid/son and buy him a great toy police-badge for Halloween, because that's good Chicago.

Amlan, the Dartmouth grad, who 'persuaded' his two Euro-travel pals/friends (Raki/Ezzy) to join him on the Chicago police-force training/academy 'mission' or vision to become street-cop legends, is a great affable guy of shrewd intelligence who hoped that this vision of social-media branching for law-enforcement storyboards will create the 'right-stuff' for Homeland securities in the post-9/11 era casting enhanced citizenry-commentary about American laughter...and peace (wow).

Ezzy, a U-Chicago grad, met Amlan/Raki in Spain while they were watching a great Valencia game featuring the World Cup legend David Villa on live-screen and was mistook for a fashion-world model and was approached by Amlan who recognized her 'media-magazine' photogenic magic/value for this long-term vision of finding a fantastic 'team' of young American socialites who'd become cop-media messengers of the modern commerce-life Ego 'culture' of personality-driven traffic commentary.

AMLAN: I got you this cops-robbers chess-set, Ezzy, because I think you'd want to marry a cop and have a son for cop-toys.

EZZY: Thanks.

RAKI: I was in Bangkok before meeting Amlan for the Valencia game and didn't foresee this media-celebrity cop-venture (IQ).

POLICE ACADEMY TRAINEE REPORT: We've news of a new 'classic' street-gang with acid-guns requiring car-patrols with force.

Yes, this new menace in the challenged Windy-City was a gang of 'ancestor-invoked' criminality and Hellfire called the Dead-Rabbits and wielded toy water-guns filled with homemade acid or acid stolen from U-Chicago science labs (wow).

RAKI: We're in cop-cars with our own toy (see-thu) water-rifles filled with liquid-nitrogen to destroy the 'acid' chess agenda.

DEAD-RABBITS: We're not allowing this Chicago cop-academy youth-IQ to diminish our own 'brand' of acid-anarchy now/ever!

Unfortunately for the villainous Dead-Rabbits of Chicago (United States), our 'valiant' unit of Academy trainees including the hip-threesome of Amlan/Raki/Ezzy, had shown up with their own ice-guns to cool the acid-fire while generating the right social-media storyboards for the Chicago Commandant (Lazardus) who'd recount this modern urban 'fight' as cinema-reminiscent of 'classic' themes of policemen creating an American Homeland 'lawman' lore for gang-controls conducive for post-9/11 era USA Ego (ha).

EZZY: I head you're dating one of the pretty women of the Academy now, Amlan Satan.

AMLAN: It's true; Shelbye's a great pizza-chef (from Chicago), but I know you're still looking for a cop-bachelor, Ezzy.

EZZY: Well, we certainly triumphed as a 'team' against the Dead-Rabbits, didn't we, Amlan my man?

AMLAN: Cops do it better (no?).

RAKI (Journal): Gossip in the Academy flies about Amlan relishing policewoman egg-curry delight(s), but is she Ezzy/Shelbye?

It's not just all storytelling/laughter for the Police Academy of Chicago, for there's real evil, and the Dead-Rabbits exile came with a certain 'chess' cost in the form of a fallen policewoman (Eli Stone), and Amlan and Ezzy were present to honor her memory and promised her their newfound blessed career in the challenged Windy-City would create further 'good' social-media IQ (for the proud Commandant).

AMLAN: Well, I'm back on the street(s) with a new (undercover) Windy-City assignment involving detection of a homegrown anti-media terrorist (wow), but I'm 'praying' Ezzy waits for me to return home to the station safely for her romance-entry.