Academic-Bank-Robbery: 9/11 Castle

Can a trio of heroes/vigilantes prevent a bad investor on a school-campus (Seton-Hall) from creating a diamond end for Homeland securities?

A campus-relevant blood-diamond darkness heroism faerie-tale involving a vigilante-action directed for modern social-media examination(s).

DISCLAIMER: This work of crime-detective adventure fiction offers no commercial/formal ties to the Seton Hall campus and all images used herein comprise only a personal/fictional work of American humanity. 

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The campus of Seton Hall is where the celebrated men's basketball team was touted as a post-9/11 era social-media 'flower' of commerce-life Ego marketing for Homeland securities excellence for populism/consumerism confidence and intellectualism consciousness but would be challenged when a blood-diamond baron schemed to exploit New Jersey traffic frailty by storing insured conflict-zone stones in the South Orange Bank of America to create invisible human traffic fortune-darkness amidst academic environment activity.

AMLAN: We know of Baron Ion's blood-diamond storage in Bank of America boxes; we'll swap his gems with glass beads now.

EZZY: I guess we're to walk in dressed as street-theater artists with a media-gesture about Ion's safe-box photo acquisition.

RAKI: We'll be wielding our toy water-guns from the street-theater performance claims tied to Ion's company to do the heist!

AMLAN: Correct; you're all right; we'll make this a gem-insurance social-media gesture to secure Seton Hall cyber-posts.

BANK OF AMERICA MANAGER: The trio of Merry-Rascals wielding toy water-guns and claiming to be Ion's company swapped his rumored blood-diamonds with glass beads after using street-theater prop toy water-guns filled with acid to burn a hole into his box and created a media-message about gem-insurance stunt comedy in academic environments (South Orange, United States).

GUARDSMAN: All we know is this theater-company, apparently wielding some Seton Hall circus-drama club association, loosely titled/named the Merry-Rascals, ironically created a Baron Ion gem-insurance social-media chess-IQ surrounding a 'stalemate' regarding his infamous blood-diamond ties to Northern Ireland (UK) all the while impressing onto us academic environment staff that modern heist-theater for 'Robin Hood' or 'James Bond' work somehow involved a miracle-message about the masquerade of post-9/11 era capitalism-defense associated street-folk storytelling; I think I'll retire with this drama/epic of social-media 'friendly' diamond-adventure theater examination (wow).

The Merry-Rascals made off with Ion's $20M Sierra Leone (insured) gems and managed to create a Seton-Hall academic environment social-media profile disclosure regarding investor-relations/infiltrations into pedestrian space in North America and all the while cast themselves as campus-vigilantes of a new 'demo' aesthetic, reminiscent of the legend(s) of Sacco and Vanzetti.

OFFICER CLAIRE STARLES: "Assigned to the inquiry surrounding the overground opposition legitimacy of the Merry-Rascals, I'm to determine if Baron Ion (indeed!) choreographed this entire media-theater in academic space (himself) to create vertigo social-media chess-IQ regarding treasure/diamond insurance storage/insurance intrigue and controversy in South Orange (Seton-Hall) and hence casts me as the 'Supergirl' of the academic social-media examination (now)."

BARON ION: All we know is the diamonds-insurance chess-IQ created by this vigilante-action on the Seton-Hall campus is pure intrigue for my dominion and investments and requires me to address this modern interest-action with a direct disclosure regarding my accessible journals about treasure-securities definition (with Interpol-relation)!

AMLAN (Leader of Merry-Rascals): We intercepted a further truck-shipment of more blood-diamonds en-route to the Seton-Hall campus/area Bank of America and used our acid to make another gem-swap and created a macro-media message about Robin Hood deeds for South Orange distance.

RAKI: We mailed a chess-comic book to Baron Ion for a final statement about permanent distance from academic spaces for the integrity of commerce-life Ego securities in the Homeland in the post-9/11 era and (hopefully) cast ourselves as 'legends' of the intelligentsia-defense of capitalism treasures for student-enquiry surrounding investor fortunes near school areas in the United States (North America)!

EZZY: I'd been dating Amlan Satan (our 'captain') for some-time prior to his heroics-adventure, and we both love the heist-culture war-veteran American culture redemption-paranoia film Dead Presidents and thought about the 'quality' of traffic-securities expression in North America (United States) before I decided to become a 'heroine' in this folk-tale about 'wrought' academic dough (for the capitalist race!).

"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone" (John Maynard Keynes).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)