Pittsburgh-Wildcat

A bad egg of Pennsylvania doubling as an ice-hockey athlete presents his evil thoughts about corruption and crime!

A dark tale inspired by Relentless (Judd Nelson). 

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Amlan Satan, an Earth-prince of cyber-chess lore in the post-9/11 era also happened to be an excellent Pittsburgh minor-league ice-hockey striker/star who'd been given the nickname 'Shadow' for his cool invisible form of athletics play on the ice as a target-master offense-man and had many fans on social-media who admired him by donning his helmet/gear (ha).

AMLAN SATAN: No one knew my 'dark' secret!

What's this secret Prince Satan of Pittsburgh ice-hockey lore/fanfare referred to, you might wonder? Unfortunately, for his Pittsburgh fans, this secret was evil. Satan, an ice-hockey Wildcat, happened to be a serial-killer of Pennsylvania policemen (wow).

AMLAN SATAN: They can't catch the likes of me, man; in fact, I've been to the domains of many-an ice-hockey fan and loved the visage of many-a beautiful ice-cheerleader/fan while stalking the 'corrupted' cops claiming to offer security-deeds while neglecting real American dilemmas for the great Homeland, and meanwhile, I'm a cool Wildcat, and besides...the American dolls/ladies do think I'm 'quite' the illusionist (well).

Prince Satan the evil Wildcat boasted/toasted his 'fantastic' Lemieux-legend (Penguins) ice-hockey athletics rookie-card and claimed it was a social-media 'signpost' for what made American homeland patriotism for TV-spirits so great. He meanwhile continued his bloody-reign of Pittsburgh/Pennsylvania terror campaign. On a more cheerful note, his social-media commentary about the 'Penguins-treasure' elevated local market/media interest in consumerism for Xmas (which is irony).

AMLAN SATAN: I'll go down as a famous 'anti-celebrity' of this capitalist race of Ego-life and ice-hockey 'excellence' in the bright-spirit American state of Pennsylvania (Pittsburgh); and I've no doubt on this Earth that the lawmen and corrupt bureaucrats of this fine land will manage to track my prints to cages; even my fans, social-media users/surfers, consider my cyber-posts 'quite' echelon (new).

"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone" (John Maynard Keynes).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)