Christine (A Fan-Fiction!)

A mentally unbalanced Philly-resident/grad gets a haunted-Accord auto ('Christine') and becomes a road eater.

An adaptation of Christine (John Carpenter), set in Philadelphia, ooh, in 'cool anticipation' of the Super Bowl (ha). Thanks so much for reading, 

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Amlan Satan lived in the City of Brotherly Love (Philadelphia) and thought of ways to spice-up his life after graduating from Penn-Sate with a degree in cognitive science. He decided to get himself a 'classic' 1990s used Honda with 'cool' pop-up headlights (Accord) and drive it around the city and 'dream' of the darkness of the Homeland in the post-9/11 era (hmm).

AMLAN SATAN: I'll name my Accord the Christine (a demon!) and myself Face-Pawn!

As the dark-man rider 'Face-Pawn' and sardonic naysayer of the Philly-world of city-traffic chat and social-media ideations of network securities, Amlan Satan, the dark prince, used his 'demonically-possessed' Accord to terrorize the streets of the City of Brotherly Love, and perhaps cast auto-sales as a modern post-9/11 era 'omen' of capitalist accidents (hmm).

FACE-PAWN: I'll drive-by the Nittany-Lions game; break the drunkards (ha).

Did 'Face-Pawn' (Amlan Satan) fancy himself some kind of capitalist-race 'frailty' messenger or 'dark-vigilante' of the City of Brotherly Love? Did his demonically-possessed vehicle (Accord) named 'Christine' become his 'machinery' for treasure-ruins? Did he intend to destroy some semblance of Philly-sanity in the post-9/11 era, as a 'maniac' of road-depression?

FACE-PAWN: I'm a Mortal-Kombat (Raiden) angel of Hell; break the ballet!

Before long, it became clear that 'Face-Pawn' (Amlan Satan) was a road-riding angel of hellfire, and his auto-machine of darkness ('Christine') had become his machinery for machinations of anti-capitalism. This was 'advanced' psychosis (undoubtedly!), and perhaps Christine whispered to him the forgettable 'noise' of the policemen he'd bloody murdered, now honored only in memory in the City of Brotherly Love's 'angel' cemetery of peace.

“Love is old slaughterer. Love is not blind. Love is a cannibal with extremely acute vision. Love is insectile, it is always hungry” (Stephen King, Christine).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)