Orient-Express: Thief Descent

A train-prince invests in some diamond-transport intrigue for a social-media 'examination' of real democracy.

A tale of train-borne human intrigue/excellence, inspired by The First Great Train Robbery (Sean Connery), which I think you'll like, 

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Prince Amlan Satan had become a world renowned thief in the underground and fancied himself a 'dashing' Euro-detective with a taste for blood-diamond insurance corruption journal disclosures for the health of social-media commentary regarding capitalism securities on Earth (ha). He gave himself the alias 'Shadow' and was praised by others on social-media, in this modern age of cyber-chat oriented 'intrigue' fun.

He decided to board the newly restored Orient-Express train and seek a safe-box burn of a blood-diamond baron's holdings transported with great gusto and showmanship while claiming to be a circus-arts investor with show-prop water-guns (filled with acid!) and offering a (forged) handwritten social-media message card from Baron Ion, the rival of Baron Goldfinger who'd been using the Orient-Express for his Euro-gem examination(s).

SHADOW: Safe burning (acid-gun) requires media-chess for theater-runs!

Now, friends, there'd been much social-media 'buzz' surrounding Baron Goldfinger's activity on the Orient-Express, and his dark mistress, a siren of hellfire (Esmerelda) was aboard the train during the Euro-shipment of gem-insurance intrigue/insurance, and Shadow (Amlan Satan) happened to fall in love with her and promised her he'd take her to Europe where she'd become a cyber-fanzine diamond-world fashion-model for auto-distance.

ESMERELDA: I've some 'doubt' regarding your gallant advance, but you're rich.

AMLAN SATAN: I'm 'Richie-Rich' of the Euro-dimension (in fact), ha.

ESMERELDA: Quite...darling.

Shadow was playing a 'dangerous' game of chess against Goldfinger on the Orient-Express, and his 'agenda' was to cast himself as the world 'prince' of insurance-integrity journals by revealing some fun 'underground' social-media interest in examinations of diamond education (wow).

The deed was filed. The Orient-Express became a social-media 'rave' about diamond insurance-integrity lore, and Shadow (Amlan Satan), prince of the train-adventure, became something of a micro-celebrity and married his new sweetheart (Esmerelda) and had a son after retiring to Brussels (Belgium) where he'd buy his darling-boy (Damian) a new train toy-set representative of Euro-distance(s).

ESMERELDA: Me thinks what I'll recount the highest was the Orient-Express 'journey' of treasure-intelligence!

AMLAN SATAN: Thanks; I'll remember my 'Selfie' comments on social-media regarding the 'distance' for diamond-insurance engineers (wow).

"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone" (John Maynard Keynes).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)