Amarna-Calgary

Can a modern hero-man, sort of like James Bond, reveal strange 'magic' in North America (for diamonds/damsels/docs)?

A real-world 'misadventure' inspired by the 'imagination' of the iconic series/cartoon Danger Mouse, which I think you'll like, 

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This is the offbeat North American (Canadian) tale of the great prince-hero named Karna who hoped his sister Amarna wouldn't find herself drowning in blood-diamond mire in the great city of Calgary during ice-hockey season fanfare creating 'cool' post-9/11 era social-media citizenry-commentary about sportsmanship sanity/securities (wow).

KARNA: I'll leave a doll in Amarna's hands at the Calgary ice-hockey game containing swapped blood-diamonds from Baron Ion and have her securely/unwittingly transport it away from the darkened champions-stadium and therefore draw her away from this evil empire of Canadian commerce-insurance corruption (ha).

He'd have to persuade this dark baron of terrorism-finances, Baron Ion, that he had the right-stuff to have him showcase his diamonds to him so he'd be able to forge the time/method for the thief-swap and doll-seams insert, and for this task, he crafted in a metal-shop a perfect replica of a very valuable ancient battlefield Euro-investment handgun called the Dartmouth (wow).

BARON ION: Looks very quaint/chess-IQ; something I'd see on social-media (ha).

Amarna took the doll with the diamonds to the Calgary jewelry store after the afternoon champions-exhibition game which was supposed to 'clear' Ion of insurance-corruption through diabolically 'legal' social-media, and meanwhile, Amarna would swap the diamonds in the back of the doll, thinking they were gift-treasures from Karna (her prince-bro) for a bracelet by the store-merchant (Yale) tied to an Interpol-relations enquiry surrounding intercontinental gem-insurance 'motions' journal write that Karna had been developing ever since exploring store-shelf linked treasure smuggling (Sierra Leone) since the Qatar Cup (hmm).

AMARNA: All things considered, Karna my sweetie, I'd rather be on social-media talking 'Bond-girl' havens (Harvard).

Well, Karna triumphed in this micro-celebrity miracle of Calgary, and his local/fave ice-hockey team carried the day in a 'veiled' social-media 'moment' great for Republican 'vision(s)' of excellence in the capitalist race. He'd reunite with Amarna his sis for a Euro-report/vacation involving the cyber-toast of a special ice-hockey treasure (card!) signifying a modern Earth 'focus' on the peace-value of real diamonds.

AMARNA: These are the tastiest pierogies...like ever made, Karna.

KARNA: I knew you'd agree...they remind me...of the 'eternity' of human race dough.

"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone" (John Maynard Keynes).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)