Windy-City's Robin Hood*

Can a radical intellectual and Dartmouth-Jersey man create a Chicago gem-insurance 'examination' for post-9/11 era Homeland detectives?

A tale of capitalism detectives inspired by the American street-culture war-shock examination film Dead Presidents (Hughes Bros.); perhaps a 'toast' for the Homeland angst surrounding modern treasure/securities/culture disorientation! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of social fiction (and movie adaptation!) offers no commercial/legal ties to the city of Chicago and all images used herein therefore comprise a purely 'personal' work of cultural examination (for 'constructive' translations/interpretations). 

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AMLAN SATAN: "I'm taking the Wintrust bank-box of Baron Goldfinger, loaded with rogue terrorism-financing blood-diamonds from Sierra Leone for a social-media extra-credit message about insurance expression darkness."

It was the holiday-season of extra-credit consumerism/shopping in the challenged Windy-City of Chicago (United States), and Amlan Satan, an Algerian-American inheritor of fortunes and college-grad (Dartmouth) was making capitalism superstition comics-tales on the cyber-highway when he learned of underground blood-diamond smuggling sullying gem-market insurance ideations for modern capitalism rhetoric in the post-9/11 era (wow).

Satan returned from the Middle East after being injured on the battlefield and used some of his prince-money (inherited), some of his Wall Street earnings (Ford Motors), and some of his war-pension money (earned!) to create a diversified portfolio of American treasure/asset investments/interests regarding the modern social-media/'Selfie' culture of personality-driven consumerism traffic (and citizenry-commentary). Wasn't this 'health' for post-9/11 era Windy-City networking/superstitions?

Amlan Satan took his inspiration from a 'cool' school-reading of Ellison's shocking work about a living politics-economics-lifestyle connection paranoia consciousness and found applications to the Homeland securities imagination concerning gem-market insurance/strength for consumerism rhetoric in the holiday shopping season in Chicago. Perhaps his Algerian heritage with political revolutionary literature drew out of him a special 'angst' regarding capitalism-chess tied political vigilance/superstition!

Amlan had this fancy pack of chess-cards, playing-cards with chess-piece engrams/images on them, and he used it to play his friends online, but now he'd leave it as a souvenir of the armored-truck heist, the same truck heading to the Wintrust (bank) in the challenged Windy-City (USA) carrying the Goldfinger conflict-zone gems passing through without any credit-checks in modern media/journals (wow).

Would he be considered a Robin-Hood for this deed of diamond insurance integrity rhetoric for Chicago-consumerism for the lit Xmas-season in the post-9/11 era or considered a post-war traumatized 'fanatic' vigilante for this strike against Baron Goldfinger? He knew he just wanted to 'escape' this entire feeling of inherited fortune and wasted treasure-storytelling created by the 'darkness' of the Goldfinger gem-traffic street-gossip.

He rode up to the truck at 7am in mask/gear on a bike and pulled out a toy water-gun filled with acid and shot it at the side-mirrors to scare the driver and ordered him to stay pulled-over while he forced him to open the Goldfinger blood-diamond box in the truck so he'd swap the underground (insured!) stones with glass beads (toys!) and leave-behind his chess playing-cards with the driver.

DRIVER: I think this guy had a 'claim' for some Interpol-relation journal/media.

CHICAGO CRIME-FANZINE: Many feel this 'Robin-Hood' deed directed at improving gem-insurance integrity confidence for Xmas-shopping, perhaps linked to the 'sideshow' rumor that there'd been a stranger gem-trade at an iconic Windy-City jewelry store that very-same day, has somehow become a 'traffic-culture' imprint of capitalism-angst in the Homeland in the post-9/11 age of great treasure-securities/commerce depression (hmm).

Who was this prince of Earth (Amlan Satan)? Why did his bicycle-gear for the armored-truck heist of the Goldfinger-gems in the Windy-City signal a stranger tide of commerce-piracy securities storytelling for the Xmas-shopping season? Was he 'truly' a post-war traumatized man of angst in the Homeland time of great commerce-journals and social-media? Was he 'arguably' an American Robin Hood of great personality-driven storytelling concerning the 'detective(s)' of capitalism's 'dialect' face (or Ego)?

GIRLFRIEND: I read the news-tale (and on social-media) concerning Goldfinger's sudden 'urge' to post press-notes in journals about gem-insurance integrity for Xmas-shoppers...wondering if you read the story too, my prince.

SATAN (Amlan): I sure did, Esmerelda; keep your head down during all this darkness for Xmas; I got you some painting-postcards...we're leaving this Windy-City (for a 'Catholic-Jersey'!).

Did Prince Satan forego the overground road to capitalism securities examination for this Robin Hood 'deed' in the challenged Windy-City in this post-9/11 era of commerce-overstimulation and backlash angst/terrorism?

ESMERELDA: I'm generating some cool comics-art (now) casting your type of 'intelligence' as a capitalism-defense imagery, reminiscent of the classic age of comics-arts, like Dick Tracy and old-gen Batman boards, my prince.

SATAN (Amlan): There's nothing like a 'cool-lady' to ground you into detention...and out of 'real' depression (thanx).

"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone" (John Maynard Keynes). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)