Faerie/Pirate {Stalemate}

A Story by Abishai100

A capitalism-exchange 'game' involving the wits/treasures of real 'world' value and revealing a special fortune-optimism face-of-descent!

A fable about capitalism 'trickery' and optimism, drawing on some of the very cool underworld 'daring' storytelling themes/concepts from the amazing Guy Ritchie film Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Guy Ritchie). Thanks for reading (and enjoy!),

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Amlan Satan invaded the blood-diamond baron mansion in the United States as a real-life modern pirate-hero named Scruffy but had to deal with the presence of a real-life faerie, a winged forest-dwelling immortal girl who'd disguised herself as 3 real-life media-figures/women. The challenge was to outdraw how she was protecting the blood-diamond baron of darkness and hence complete the spiritual dare, but this involved a very special antique gold American rifle (wow).

SCRUFFY (Amlan Satan, Pirate): I'm a master of treasure-collections, and I'll outmatch this faerie in 3-visages/disguises using an old 'examination' social-media 'culture' trick (ha).

'Scruffy' (Amlan Satan) dared the diamond-baron to swap a set of treasures, including a collection of very modern-symbolic sports-market/media trade-cards (cheerleaders/athletes), which he'd be able to cast on social-media as a 'propaganda-claim' for gem-insurance journals for the public scrutiny.

SCRUFFY/SATAN: You get the cards for prestige/press; I get the gold-rifle.

The dark faerie-girl protecting the baron is Ezzy, who'd disguised herself on social-media using 3 real-life figures/people, one of them from a folk-literature/media/comics/cartoon series. Scruffy was to persuade the baron about the cards-rifle trade while showcasing why his guardian-faerie of darkness (Ezzy) would 'equally' find the trade 'magical' for prestige in this world of folk-storytelling (hmm).

EZZY: What's so special about the cards we should obtain from you, Scruffy?
SCRUFFY: It's toy-money symbols and it's good for youth-marketing/prestige, Ezzy.

EZZY: Why the particular cards and why the gold-rifle for exchange?
SCRUFFY: They each 'catch' something special about capitalism --- Ego.

BARON: I like this 'social-media' approach to gem-insurance press, but Ezzy's got a valued point regarding the placements in prestige, as she's celebrated 3 special media-figure/avatar manifestations for commerce-culture rhetoric (for me).

AMLAN: You're right about Ezzy, bad-baron; but I'm the Evil-Elf of the commerce-prestige world with these cards-treasures, and your gold-rifle trade-exchange gift establishes you as a 'detective' for capitalism-parody expression (ha).

EZZY: One of my manifestations is a real-life Western business consultant invested in the social-network 'access-culture' of commerce-networking professionalism, and I 'doubt' she'd be swayed by sports-cards/toys for a very fancy historical American gold-rifle gun (women simply don't think about sports-toys in that fashion, even in modern social-media consumerism-convenience 'culture').

AMLAN: You're right about social-media 'culture' professionalism Ezzy my dark-faerie challenger, but your bad-baron would agree that the symbolic 'magic' in this insurance-media press expression/exchange involves the illumination of what kinds of treasures reveal what 'brand' of capitalism defense --- it's all about glass/transparency.

EZZY: What do you mean?
AMLAN: The transparency of things coveted which showcase 'human' innocence.

BARON: Alright.

Amlan got the gold-gun prize from the baron's estate in the United States, and soon Interpol-relations were inquiring about his 'interest' in gem-insurance inflation (ha). Meanwhile, Amlan/Scruffy, the 'real-life pirate' of Earth, had 'truly' (really!) outmatched this diabolically calculating faerie-girl guardian (Ezzy). That's a 'good' story about capitalist race treasure fantasy (no?).

BARON: My favorite 'keepsake' is this Jason Kidd basketball card (prize) --- this is the guy that took down #1 Duke (Bobby Hurley) in the college-basketball tourney before becoming a pro-celebrity (haha).