Hitcher's Art

A Story by Abishai100

A road-adventure leads to a promise of a vigilante-daydream and draws out a blood-diamond baron of 'bad-insurance' Ego.

An homage to Americana road folklore, drawing on and inspired by the Romanticism ideations of Bonnie and Clyde (Arthur Penn).

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AMLAN SATAN: I'm taking a vintage Camarro across this great Homeland and in the post-9/11 era to find a 'secret' Hess-station in the American Southwest with a safe-box with Baron Goldfinger's special diamond-ring 'diadem-trophy' rumored to be the blood-diamond generating social-media interest.

So off he went, this adventurous Dartmouth-grad on his Southwest journey to find the dove-dark Goldfinger diamond-ring at the Hess-station (Arizona?); and all he'd wield was a toy gun filled with hot-acid (homemade American HCL). This was the operation/examination of this modern ninja-scholar and avid-fan of cars and mechanical engineering and capitalist race politics (wow).

HITCHER (Woman-in-Red): What's the toy water-gun, Mr. Satan?
AMLAN: You're right out of a bad magazine smoking ad, Red.

HITCHER: I might be a 'pure' psychopath on your trail, looking for a prince-slay!

AMLAN: Correct; but I'm a 'vigilante' for the moment and have an acid-gun.

HITCHER: Beware!

AMLAN: No arrogance, Red; this is gonna be social-media fashion-humor(s).

HITCHER: Alright.

"Bonnie and Clyde" arrived at the prophetic Hess-station in the Southwest (American Homeland) wielding the acid-weapon to take the safe-box with the Goldfinger 'gossip-ring' for Interpol-relation insurance examination(s).

AMLAN: We took the ring with masks/acid and the manager told us we're legend.

HITCHER ('Red'): Amlan Satan is my capitalist race prince (wow).

The Southwest-Crime Cyber-Fanzine described "Bonnie and Clyde" a wake-up call to American lore/journals not seen on this 'chess-scale' since the days of Sacco and Vanzetti (itself!), and the American writers wondered if this 'social-media rumor strike' against the Goldfinger empire of blood was a signpost for how toy-guns would become 'street-legend' prophecy among today's inventive philosophers of capitalism-vigilance (or policework!).

HESS_MANAGER: We've no tie with Goldfinger inflation; this was storage-and-execution(s).

Amlan Satan dropped-off his lady-luck love 'Red' (his only Hitcher on this Southwest adventure of Robin Hood like fantasy) in Arizona after their hot romance ended, and he'd always remember himself as something of a 'street-cop comics' storytelling rendition of Clyde Barrow (himself!). This was great for social-media chess (ha).